headcanon!!!

[shootah]

hey guys i thought we could all share fun headcanon we have for each of our characters

or stuff we made up that canon doesnt elaborate on

stuff like that!!!

no fancy html, sorry

ok go!!!

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[sansfear]

It was in a later episode of the 1978 series where the evil aliens of the show sent a spy aboard his ship (it was later revealed that Harlock knew she was a spy the whole time because........idk it's his show and he can do what he wants man). She was this hot fair-skinned chick who boarded under pretense of fleeing from the government or w/e. So she gets free reign to wander around the ship because Harlock doesn't afraid of anything.

She derps around and gets slated with the task of trying to get info directly out of Harlock so what does she do? She pretends to have anemia and faints in the shower conveniently around the same time Harlock is walking by. HIM BEING THE GOOD GUY THAT HE IS bursts in and is like GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF WOMAN and she just like. Leaps up and macks on him.

So he picks her naked ass up off the floor and walks her clear across the ship with everybody gawking and drops her off at medical bay and is like "there is something wrong with this broad doctor go fix it" and leaves the bay smirking like a jackass

Somehow this makes her fall in love with him enough to betray her alien people???

And blabla the aliens are coming to attack and this spy chick decides she's got to go out there and atone for her sins or whatever and die. Who knows. Bitch is crazy. So she goes out and gets shot in space.

BUT NOT BEFORE LEAVING A FAREWELL NOTE...AND A GIFT....
IDK HOW MUCH TIME PASSED BETWEEN HER LEAVING AND THE ALIENS ARRIVING, BUT IN THAT TIME SHE MANAGED TO KNIT THIS AWFUL RED SWEATER FOR HIM. it was sad.

so somehow the pirates salvage her dead body and give her a proper space burial (which involves...jettisoning her body out to space why not just let her float dead where she was who knows).

what does harlock do

he buries her in that damn sweater
shoots coffin into space
knitwear rejected forever.

It was magnificent.

[saiyajinsoul]

DUDE.

Touching Burial and Rejection all in one. ROFLing here.

How is Harlock so awesome?

[sansfear]

just the right mix of badass romantic hero and jackass to please the crowds