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Hey gang. I'm PTM, I'll be your captain this evening playing Protoman at Splendor. He's from the Megaman series, and is a robot from the future. As such he might whirr and zoom here and there, and even if he's antisocial and offputting here and there he means well enough. You will probably have to dealwithit.jpg when talking to him. I
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you should know this one
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>implying i pay attention to the customs and culture of the places i live
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why did this one guy set fire to a nursing home
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t-too far?
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why did turkey become allies with greece?
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why
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because their neighbor was hungary
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I FUCKING KNEW
ohhh i am so rusty let's See OH I'VE GOT ONE it's pretty bad
So these two pavements - bill and jerry - go into a bar for drinks after work on friday. they're just chillin out, doin their bro thing and eyeing up a few hot pieces of asphalt from across the bar when BAM!!
the bar door slams open
and in walks this green-painted blacktop. immediately the bar goes quiet. the blacktop takes a seat and nods curtly to the bartender, who hurriedly and scaredly brings him a glass of Jack. eventually conversation starts to pick back up and people relax. bill and jerry have a few more beers and then bill looks across the bar at the blacktop every is leaving alone. "jerry" he says "i'm- i'm gonna go talk to him. he looks lonely over there!"
jerry nearly screamed in sheer horror, leaning in close and hissing in his ear "what the hell?! why would you do that?!"
"why, what's wrong with that??" bill asked, totally confused. jerry just looked at him in terror.
"are you kidding, bill?! that guy's a ( ... )
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WHAT IS THIS
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