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blueswillis in splendorooc

intros, intros everywhere

Dec 12, 2010 22:57

yaaay intro!

Hey gang. I'm PTM, I'll be your captain this evening playing Protoman at Splendor. He's from the Megaman series, and is a robot from the future. As such he might whirr and zoom here and there, and even if he's antisocial and offputting here and there he means well enough. You will probably have to dealwithit.jpg when talking to him. I ( Read more... )

wrong way on a one-way track, puns. puns everywhere., intro

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grylls_bears December 13 2010, 05:01:48 UTC

pinktextman December 13 2010, 05:05:30 UTC

what's the most violent canadian holiday

you should know this one

grylls_bears December 13 2010, 05:06:30 UTC

all of them

>implying i pay attention to the customs and culture of the places i live

pinktextman December 13 2010, 05:11:29 UTC

BOXING DAY!!

grylls_bears December 13 2010, 05:13:27 UTC

LMFGDS

.

why did this one guy set fire to a nursing home

pinktextman December 13 2010, 05:15:57 UTC

why why

grylls_bears December 13 2010, 05:16:38 UTC

cuz he loved the smell of grandmas baking

grylls_bears December 13 2010, 05:32:51 UTC

t-too far?

pinktextman December 13 2010, 05:35:31 UTC

knKLFMOAA NO THAT WAS AMAZJKNG

why did turkey become allies with greece?

grylls_bears December 13 2010, 05:36:29 UTC

goddamnit i know this one

why

blueswillis December 13 2010, 05:50:32 UTC

oh wait it's

because their neighbor was hungary

grylls_bears December 13 2010, 05:52:40 UTC

LFMSDXN I KNEW

I FUCKING KNEW

ohhh i am so rusty let's See OH I'VE GOT ONE it's pretty bad

So these two pavements - bill and jerry - go into a bar for drinks after work on friday. they're just chillin out, doin their bro thing and eyeing up a few hot pieces of asphalt from across the bar when BAM!!

the bar door slams open

and in walks this green-painted blacktop. immediately the bar goes quiet. the blacktop takes a seat and nods curtly to the bartender, who hurriedly and scaredly brings him a glass of Jack. eventually conversation starts to pick back up and people relax. bill and jerry have a few more beers and then bill looks across the bar at the blacktop every is leaving alone. "jerry" he says "i'm- i'm gonna go talk to him. he looks lonely over there!"

jerry nearly screamed in sheer horror, leaning in close and hissing in his ear "what the hell?! why would you do that?!"

"why, what's wrong with that??" bill asked, totally confused. jerry just looked at him in terror.

"are you kidding, bill?! that guy's a ( ... )

blueswillis December 13 2010, 05:59:55 UTC

grylls_bears December 13 2010, 06:33:14 UTC

u rike

caladcholg December 13 2010, 06:07:32 UTC

askldfjsdfjasj ;KAFSDKDAFAKSD;FK

WHAT IS THIS

grylls_bears December 13 2010, 06:33:55 UTC

it is awesome that's what

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