✪ 2 VOICE !

[balls_on_fire]

[broadcasting live from alpine cabin #5! irate and somewhat-growly:]

Who's the guy in charge of the rooming situation here, huh?

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[mumdies]

Don't think complainin' to us lot is gonna help.

[balls_on_fire]

Who's complaining?! I'm asking, here! I'm the only one out to get some answers, aren't I? You try doing something!

[mumdies]

You were askin' for the guy so you could complain 'bout your room.

[balls_on_fire]

So!? Why should I put up with this, huh? I'm not going to sit around and freeze to death!

[mumdies]

So shoutin' on these seal things ain't gonna help. We're all in the same boat.

[balls_on_fire]

What makes you the expert? How long've you been here asking around, huh? Where's your city flier?

[mumdies]

[A long pause, and when he answers it's sort of mumbled, even if he's not really talking.]

Haven't been askin'. Just listenin', watchin'.

[balls_on_fire]

Alright, mister listening-watching expert, share the spoils of your work. Who's the we in this boat, huh?

[mumdies]

People who ain't from here.

[balls_on_fire]

All of them? Or just some? Because if some folks actually wanted to travel here...

[mumdies]

You can tell. The people from here, they smell like it, and they look sorta... like they fit in. An' they ignore you. Even if you get right in their faces. [A pause.] Not heard anyone say they wanted to come yet.

[balls_on_fire]

[...,] You go around smelling people-?

[mumdies]

...no. Who'd do that? That's weird.

[balls_on_fire]

[judging silence.]

...Right.

[mumdies]

[Well, he clearly didn't get away with that one.]

Can't help it, alright? I can smell 'em and they smell different.

[balls_on_fire]

I can't say smell is the first thing I took note of. But that says a lot more about you than me, doesn't it?