перший (ｖｏｉｃｅ/ａｃｔｉｏｎ)
[ there is a young woman running around in Splendor. Not just any young woman, but the one and only Ukraine! She's looking, well, rather distressed; frantically running around, holding back tears, huge tracts of land moving and bouncing in every direction and producing strange noises. She's also holding a huge fucking pitchfork, which under different circumstances could have perhaps made her look more threatening, and has failed to notice certain things because she's too busy freaking out. ]
Oh dear, oh dear! This certainly doesn't look anything like my house... w-where is this? W-where am I a-and w-where has my boss and everybody gone? W-waaah! S-someone... [ she stops and nervously looks around. her desire to speak with someone activates her seal, and her voice can be heard to anyone through it ] I-I'm sorry, I'm s-sorry, p-please e-excuse me, u-um! Ah, I, I'm l-lost, v-very lost! C-can s-someone p-please h-help m-me? I, I j-just w-woke up o-one m-morning, and, and there was was a music box and and, I, I j-just found myself here a-and I r-really need to get back home- a-and- u-uwaaaaah! [ and so she finally breaks down in tears completely. have one (1) sobbing, big-boobed, pitchfork-carrying, freaking out female nation-person, Splenda! ]
Oh dear, oh dear! This certainly doesn't look anything like my house... w-where is this? W-where am I a-and w-where has my boss and everybody gone? W-waaah! S-someone... [ she stops and nervously looks around. her desire to speak with someone activates her seal, and her voice can be heard to anyone through it ] I-I'm sorry, I'm s-sorry, p-please e-excuse me, u-um! Ah, I, I'm l-lost, v-very lost! C-can s-someone p-please h-help m-me? I, I j-just w-woke up o-one m-morning, and, and there was was a music box and and, I, I j-just found myself here a-and I r-really need to get back home- a-and- u-uwaaaaah! [ and so she finally breaks down in tears completely. have one (1) sobbing, big-boobed, pitchfork-carrying, freaking out female nation-person, Splenda! ]