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[tsarchasm]

So do all French gardens have their own cities or is it just this one?

Either way, I must admit that I am impressed with how realistic it is. In fact, I'm even willing to wager that this crazy-looking device actually works. Unfortunately, as much as I would love to admire the handiwork a little more, I'm afraid that I'm going to have to take a

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[mystic_heresy]

I can assure you I'm not a disembodied voice, but as for the creepy part, I've been told otherwise.

However, I'd be glad to attempt to assist you.

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[tsarchasm]

At least you've got a face. That's slightly more comforting.

Anyway, I was hoping I could ask you for directions.

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[mystic_heresy]

Indeed I do, though some would say that's a fault~

Directions? I know the city well enough; I can certainly offer my assistance in that area.

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[tsarchasm]

You do? Great! Then maybe you could help me find my way back to the Grand Palais. It's kind of urgent that I be there since I'm the ball's main attraction.

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[mystic_heresy]

Hmmm, that would be a bit harder, I'm afraid. So far, it seems that we are not yet able to leave. At least, that's how I understand it.

However, some seem to disappear at the drop of a hat.

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[tsarchasm]

That sounds like an error in immediate need of fixing. How does that even work?

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[mystic_heresy]

I've been here a few months and I assure you, I'm still just as confused as you~ [Yes, he knows he's not being any help.]

You can try walking out, but it seems the only way to leave is random selection.

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[tsarchasm]

D'you think that throwing enough tantrums might possibly increase my odds?

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[mystic_heresy]

I don't think so, but it might be amusing to watch you try~

[He chuckled, bemused at the suggestion.]

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[tsarchasm]

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.

Besides, it will at least make me feel better, so it's not entirely without its benefits.

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[mystic_heresy]

A tantrum? I'm 36 years old, hardly the age for stomping my feet and sobbing~

... Well, if it's cathartic, I'd simply suggest doing it away from irritable ladies and gentlemen so you don't rouse their annoyance~

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[tsarchasm]

There's no such thing as too old when it comes to expressing your frustrations.

Doesn't that sort of defeat the whole point of a tantrum, though?

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[mystic_heresy]

I have my dignity to uphold~

No, no, you've still let your anger out~

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[tsarchasm]

So throw one in private.

Except when the point was to annoy whoever's responsible for all this into submission. The other aspect was just a bonus.

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[mystic_heresy]

I'll leave the tantrums to you~ [NOT THAT HE KNOWS HOW TO THROW ONE]

Well, good luck with your tantrum, but don't be disappointed if it doesn't work~

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[tsarchasm]

If you insist.

That's okay. I can always throw another until I figure out a Plan B. [ because accepting the thought of being a prisoner of a city was more than she could handle ]