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[blindfall]

[ what a day, huh? or rather, what a good few days. waking up to find out you died, then were revived, then being lost in the woods until you come across your hometown covered in.... pink.... beans.....

he picks one up, examining it closely. it smells-- really good. in fact, maybe one bite wouldn't hurt.........
--YEAH. LIKE THAT'LL EVER HAPPEN

Comments

[hellcommander]

Kekeke. Makes me wonder, what would happen if you planted one of the pink ones? Or ate one of the black ones? Ahhh, a fuckin' mystery! This place sure has a bean fetish.

[blindfall]

The effects will be the same.

. . . .

Trust me.

[hellcommander]

What if planting the pink ones made a food tree? Kekekeke. Have you tried?

[blindfall]

Why the hell would i try that!? It's stupid!!

[hellcommander]

Kekekeke! But it'd be for SCIENCE!

[blindfall]

Then you do it!!!

[ crazy weirdo!! ]

[hellcommander]

And risk never fucking eating again? Not a snowball's chance in Hell!

[blindfall]

People can still do it for you, I've heard! So what's the big deal? I've never even cooked for myself ever, and I'm still here!

[hellcommander]

Tch. No way. Not happening! If you never cook, why don't YOU do it! Keh. I'm too independent to depend on other people for food.

[blindfall]

. . . Hah. You sound like you're all talk to me.

I bet you're just scared.

[hellcommander]

Damn right I'm scared! There's nothing more scary than giving away any part of your independence.

[blindfall]

[ .... oh god. ]

You're weird.

[ but he agrees with you. ]

[hellcommander]

[bet you weren't expecting THAT response]

Kekeke. I suppose.

[blindfall]

....you also look like a lizard.

IS this place infested with your kind or something?

[hellcommander]

Lizard? That's a fuckin' new one. I've been compared to a bat, a shark, a demon and the Devil himself, but never a lizard! Kekekeke! What's lizardy about me?

[blindfall]

Everything!!

You're really... creepy-looking!