If only I would figure out where the lens is on this...
Miii-
[Behold! A video feed of another newbie; this time it's a young boy. He's shown at a myspace-esque angle -a result of looking for the 'lens'- in the dim lighting his
pokenavi has provided. There's a large Milotic protectively coiled around his feet, but only her head is visible low
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Don't mind him as he yells into the seal and pushes you into further confusion, okay. ]
HAHA. Hey! Hey! HEYYY. Don't you worry yourself, kiddo! You're new, huh? Huh? Aren't ya?
Well, okay!
You've just been captured by aliens! Hahaha! Nothing I cannot handle since I'm the hero after all!
[ he ... really isn't paying attention to the Milotic. ]
Want me to explain all this shit to you? Cause I'm totally a hero at explaining shit.
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RUBY:
> Hang up.
> Yell back! You are the hat wearing hero of gen III.
> Be confused.
> Be incredulous, but humor him anyway.]
Please do.
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Aaaaahhh! Are you at the Golden Entranceway? It'd easier if I helped you out in person and stuff!
[ and he's totally oblivious. But before Ruby can really do anything, America laughs once more. ]
Yeah, okay! I'll just fly right over and help you out, okay? Okay! Don't get too scared!
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Except wait in the light of his malfunctioning navigator. /Sob what did he get himself into?
America said he was going to fly here, right? Ruby raises the navi' higher to see if it will help him spy any incoming flying-type pokemon.]
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However, it really was immensely dark here. He could hardly see anything except where the moon faintly shown on things.
It took him forever to find the right place.
Nevertheless, Ruby may or may not have hard something crash into the wall building, followed by a thud. Thankfully for nations, their stamina for these type of things were much more stronger than that of the humans.
He did groan and smack his hands on his face as he lie there on his back a few yards from where Ruby was standing. ]
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While it may only be due to his current dark circumstance, Ruby could swear that was the loudest crash he's ever heard.
Cue manly girly scream. He adopts fetal position for any incoming debris.
...No debris? He raises his head slightly; No debris. He relaxes.
Ruby shines his light in the direction he hears the thump and groan.]
Hello?
Milo-tic?
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[ America cries out from the floor before squirming a bit. Upon feeling the light hit his face, he lolls his head over to the side and groans again, a huge crack seen in his left lens.
America stumbles up to his feet and teeters a bit, keeping one eye closed and one open. ]
Ughhhhhhh. Hey. Hey. Don't worry. I'm a-okay. Totally okay. I'm a hero so I'm alright!
[ And then he leaps backwards and onto the ground again when he sees the Milotic. Holy fffff. That thing was huge, but also very pretty! America lets out a yelp of surprise, but not exactly a scream. He looks up at the Milotic in a it of awe as he points towards it. ]
W-
What is--
I don't--
What is that it's..
[ A pause. Then he gets all excited. ]
It's AWESOME.
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[Mew what're you going on about now? He takes a healthy step back.]
What? What're you...
( ... )
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[ In an instant, America leaps up and approaches Mimi, a trail of blood staining below his nose and on his upper lip. Excitedly, he waves his arms wildly as he speaks, honestly not alarmed by Mimi in the least. There were only a few things that frightened America, and a few of those were ghosts, Communism, and weakness in his security. ]
She's KICKASS. I think we should form an alliance!
[ America goes on as begins to stroke Mimi's neck.. probably a bit roughly. Before Ruby can really react, America is circling the both of them, looking them over, then he stops and points to Mimi again. ]
Does she give people piggy back rides? What is she? Dude. Can she shoot any projectile weapons?
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First, you should worry about the bleeding... [Bleeding is bad, plus it stains.] Pinch the soft parts of your nose and tilt your head forward.
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I've got it! I've got it! I'm 235 years old, I think I can handle a bloody nose! Especially with other battle wounds I've gotten before!
[ He speaks with a nasal tone as he pinches his nose with the handkerchief, grimacing slightly as he keeps a distance away from Ruby. ]
Ugghh. Right! I bet you have a key like everyone else who ends up here! It should be around your neck!
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[He's more than happy to grant America that space. He could even be described as being exceedingly generous with all the space he's giving right now.]
So you are, figures. [And crazy, too. But he's sort of realized this by now- 235 years old?!] ... Key? [Around his neck? He untucks it from his shirt.] That's right! That trainer had said this was mine to keep...
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He then brightens and gestures to the key. ]
Hahahaha! Yeahh! That's yours! Its a key to the place you're staying at! What does it say on it? Shine your light on it!
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That would explain the address on it, wouldn't it? Hah- "Cabin #3, Alpine District"?
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Yeah! I, uh, I think I know where that is!
[ nope. no idea. ]
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