voice to fucking action. 1/2.starstripedheroJune 29 2011, 20:08:10 UTC
[ So America is le walking around in the Alpha District when suddenly he hears a familiar voice. That calming, overly polite voice that reminds him so much of--
Okay. He actually recognizes the voice now and flips a shit. Dropping some sort of ice cream cone in his hand, he shouts out to Japan through voice. ]
HOLY SHIT JAPAN IS THAT YOU MAN--!? Wait, wait WAIT! Hahahahahah! I've got this! I know where you're at! You're at the Golden Entranceway right? RIGHT? HAHAHA. No problem! I'll be right there and be your hero!
[ Wooow. He is talking fast. In an instant, America picks up speed and starts running until he suddenly lifts on the ground and flies like it's nobody's business. Holy smokes; he's flying like Superman. ]
[ And tah dah, he's seen flying in the air until he spots Japan sitting and thinking and whatever. Yeah, okay. Have him landing down right before you, only to stumble over his feet and balance himself. Dramatically, he points. ]
[ wow okay he doesn't kow this discedo thing cool whatever japan. ]
You bet'cha, bro! Everybody arrives here through the music box! And you won't believe it, but.. [ America starts as he leans forward and mutters quietly to Japan. ]
Magic is real here. But you didn't hear that from me.
[Really, Seifer was going to teach him fire magic, but-- he returned home? ...And now this place. This sort of thing was supposed to happen to characters in manga and anime, not to him...]
America-san, are there those from other worlds in this place?
Absolutely positively! Haha, I don't know HOW and I'm trying to figure out how.. but.. I have my brother here and he's from a totally different time line as I am. I nearly pissed my pants in shock when he said he didn't know what Call of Duty was. We play that all the time together in 2011!
Hahah. Yup. Sure is. My president is black currently. That's pretty cool I think. What about you? Are you like my brother and from a different time too?
Okay. He actually recognizes the voice now and flips a shit.
Dropping some sort of ice cream cone in his hand, he shouts out to Japan through voice. ]
HOLY SHIT JAPAN IS THAT YOU MAN--!?
Wait, wait WAIT! Hahahahahah! I've got this! I know where you're at! You're at the Golden Entranceway right? RIGHT? HAHAHA. No problem! I'll be right there and be your hero!
[ Wooow. He is talking fast. In an instant, America picks up speed and starts running until he suddenly lifts on the ground and flies like it's nobody's business. Holy smokes; he's flying like Superman. ]
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Dramatically, he points. ]
JAPAN! You have JUST been abducted by ALIENS.
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[Oh he's being interrupted... Just waiting.]
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. . .
W-what...? Aliens? When did America-san leave Discedo?
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[ He wipes his nose with the back of his hand before adjusting his glasses. ]
Dude, bro, this place is hella sick. It's really peaceful for the most part, but sometimes a lot of shit happens.
Well, not a lot.
I guess the worst thing I've experienced were those bean thingies.
Anyhoodles, you listened to the music box, didn't you?
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[That's upsetting. What was this place... There had to be someone who remembered the other city here.]
Ah, bean things? Though yes, I do recall listening to an object like that. I was uncertain as to why it was in such a spot, and then suddenly...
Is this the way that we arrive here in all cases?
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You bet'cha, bro! Everybody arrives here through the music box! And you won't believe it, but.. [ America starts as he leans forward and mutters quietly to Japan. ]
Magic is real here. But you didn't hear that from me.
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[Really, Seifer was going to teach him fire magic, but-- he returned home? ...And now this place. This sort of thing was supposed to happen to characters in manga and anime, not to him...]
America-san, are there those from other worlds in this place?
[...He's really too casual about this]
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[ America blinks and few times and pulls away from Japan. ]
Well, yeah, actually. Dude, okay.
These people scare the shit out of me.
I've met a lot who are like: What is a television?
What is America?
WHAT ARE HAMBURGERS?
[ Evidently distressed, he groans and rubs at his temple to calm himself down a little. ]
Ughh. But.. then I met a comic book character and that was really cool. I'm not sure if there is a scientific explanation for it.
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[WAIT.
REALIZATION.]
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Ah, and if I could just have an autograph from one of them--!
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[Long pause]
...But what America-san has said has confirmed my suspicions. This place is similar to another...
Can the time be different as well?
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Yup.
[ no he didn't he has like zero girl friends. ]
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I have my brother here and he's from a totally different time line as I am.
I nearly pissed my pants in shock when he said he didn't know what Call of Duty was. We play that all the time together in 2011!
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My president is black currently. That's pretty cool I think.
What about you? Are you like my brother and from a different time too?
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