second down -- video;
[the Seal turns on to show a brightly grinning Hiruma, standing on a green field located somewhere on the edge of the southern forest]
Yo, all you fuckin' fairytale bastards! I bet you were wondering, "Woah, what happened to that really cool guy with the teeth and the hair? Man, he sure was awesome!" Well, wonder no more, cause I'm back, and I brought you all a nice little treat! Ya-ha!!
[he scans the seal around the field. It's marked off with white lines every yard. At each end, there are vaguely "Y" shaped goalposts and on the sides of the field are black and red bleachers. Strewn over the field are various bits of equipment; training ladders, tackling dummys, footballs... everything you'd need for a good game of football.
And in the middle of the field?
A big red Devilbat painted onto the grass]
That's RIGHT, Splendor! You know have yer very own awesome, BRILLIANT, AMAZING AMERICAN FOOTBALL FIELD! Kekekekeke! You know you all want to play! Bring your friends! Bring them against their will if you have to! Come play the best fucking game in the whole universe!
And hey, people from MY world? You don't have a choice!
Also, I want to give props to that little white wolf pup who helped me mark off the field! Come visit again sometime, I'll get you a job helpin' ta train people! Kekekeke!!
[click! After the broadcast, all that shows is a map, marking the location of the field with a flashing devilbat marker]
[[ooc: ACTIONSPAM IS AWESOME GUYS. BRING IT ON.]]
Yo, all you fuckin' fairytale bastards! I bet you were wondering, "Woah, what happened to that really cool guy with the teeth and the hair? Man, he sure was awesome!" Well, wonder no more, cause I'm back, and I brought you all a nice little treat! Ya-ha!!
[he scans the seal around the field. It's marked off with white lines every yard. At each end, there are vaguely "Y" shaped goalposts and on the sides of the field are black and red bleachers. Strewn over the field are various bits of equipment; training ladders, tackling dummys, footballs... everything you'd need for a good game of football.
And in the middle of the field?
A big red Devilbat painted onto the grass]
That's RIGHT, Splendor! You know have yer very own awesome, BRILLIANT, AMAZING AMERICAN FOOTBALL FIELD! Kekekekeke! You know you all want to play! Bring your friends! Bring them against their will if you have to! Come play the best fucking game in the whole universe!
And hey, people from MY world? You don't have a choice!
Also, I want to give props to that little white wolf pup who helped me mark off the field! Come visit again sometime, I'll get you a job helpin' ta train people! Kekekeke!!
[click! After the broadcast, all that shows is a map, marking the location of the field with a flashing devilbat marker]
[[ooc: ACTIONSPAM IS AWESOME GUYS. BRING IT ON.]]