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[trollsbackwards]

Is this thing on? Is everyone fucking listening to me? Good. You'd better be because I have a fucking public service announcement for all you nookbiting shitstains out there:

This place is goddamn boring as all get out!

Now that the important shit is out of the way, I am posing questions since everyone seems oh so keen on throwing up their personal

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[hellcommander]

You need to relax, fuckin' troll. It isn't as fuckin' bad as all that, is it?

[trollsbackwards]

Yeah, it is. I mean there's no violence or bloodshed. Fuck, I haven't even heard of someone planking an actual prank on anyone either.

[hellcommander]

Kekeke. Well, I'll admit, the no violence shit is getting on my nerves. No pranks though! The fuck is that! I think that needs to be rectified.

[trollsbackwards]

It has to be better than Egbert's fucking pail over a door.

[hellcommander]

Pail over a door? Sounds extremely fuckin' lame.

[trollsbackwards]

And lewd.

[hellcommander]

... How's a pail lewd, exactly.

[trollsbackwards]

This is a thing that relates to trolls and romance. You have to fucking fill pails with genetic material before the drone comes. Failure to do so with your matesprit and your kismesis means death. So really a pail is both lewd and fucking terrifying.

[hellcommander]

... If your kind don't mate, you die? That's fuckin intense, man.

[trollsbackwards]

The life of a troll, from grubhood to adulthood, is a fucking intense one.

[hellcommander]

Does sound tough. Very fuckin' survival of the fittest! Does that make you one of the fittest~?

[trollsbackwards]

Yes. Yes, it fucking does. And I find I have a growing lack of disgust for you. Humans that I am constant contact with don't seem to be able to comprehend this shit.

[hellcommander]

Well, that's a start, kekekeke! I find that most humans barely see past their own noses. I try to get more out of life than that! And as stupid and fuckin' fuzzy this place is, it's given me a lot of opportunities.

[trollsbackwards]

Where have you fucking been my entire life, as a human.

[hellcommander]

Kekekek!! In another world, it seems!