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[ hi splendor! guess who has a cute little bean plant!!! and guess who's been fawning over it since he planted it? yep. ]

This is awesome! I guess I'm pretty good at this gardening stuff, huh? [ he's still in his armor, btw. just haven't been assed to take it off just yet. and how the hell did the little plant grow so quickly? Donut's not telling

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[All of you armored monstrosities popping up lately are completely ridiculous. Though you are certainly earning rights to the ridiculous cake here.]

Nufufu... I'm not sure it has forgiven you quite yet, perhaps you should coo at it more.

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You think? [ hrm... ]

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[And apparently sarcasm is lost on you.]

Plants are such delicate things you see. You'll have to try harder or else it just might wilt.

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[ among other things... ]

Uh. Well, yeah, some plants! But, I guess gardening is different than farming, isn't it?

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Judging from what I’ve heard these beans aren’t anything like regular plants. They require a great deal more care. There are many ways to take care of them I imagine, but I hear that adding a little salt to their water works wonders.

[For the record the only thing he knows about plants is how to kill them.]

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...... [ EYES... from behind his visor of course. ] Salt? That'll kill it!

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[Fufu, so you're a little smarter than he originally gave you credit for.]

Would it? I was under the impression these beans were magical. Salt is often thought to contain magical healing properties.

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........You're making that up.

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I'm not. Though you are free to believe so if it makes you feel better.

[He's actually not but he sees little point in arguing with you over a plant.]