008 ☆ action

[starstripedhero]

[ Somebody is flying around the Golden District today. Somebody also had the brilliant idea to wish for the powers as that of Superman-- permanently. That's right.
America didn't wish for all of Superman's powers; he would like to get a good grasp on a few at a time-- and boy, flight is hard enough as it is.
If anybody were to look up, they would

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[seethemoon]

What.

Are you.

Doing?

[Supey doesn't appreciate people dressing as his daddy B|]

I WAS CROSSING MY FINGERS FOR THIS YES

[starstripedhero]

[ America wobbles to his feet and slides his hands to his hips, soon waving a hand in his direction. ]

No need to be confused, citizen! I'm the hero!
Only a little bit better because ~*~I'M AMERICAN~*~

[ ........yup.
ABSOLUTELY OBLIVIOUS. ]

I COULDN'T NOT DO THIS

[seethemoon]

Kal-El isn't American, he's The last son of KRYPTON and his name deserves way more respect than this.

[Well that and that he's totally jealous because HE GOT TO FLY but still. Mostly respect.]

1/2.

[starstripedhero]

[ This guy.
Really.
What was his problem? He seemed-- really, really serious about this matter. It was just a bit of fun, right?
C-Could it be this kid was--
Was it possible that-- ]

2/3 actually LOL

[starstripedhero]

HOLY SHIT. YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE REALLY INTENSE FAN BOYS.
THAT GO TO THOSE CONVENTIONS AND DRESS UP AND SHIT.
AND GO RABID ON PEOPLE'S ASS WHEN THEY GET A FACT WRONG, RIGHT?
AREN'T YOU!?

3/3.

[starstripedhero]

[ ----and now he's shaking your hand.
ENERGETICALLY. ]

---We're going to get along JUST FINE!

1/2

[seethemoon]

[...yeah no you lost him. At least this one can return the handshake without ending with broken bones?]

O...kay?

[Uh.

Wait a second-]

2/2

[seethemoon]

I AM NOT A FANBOY! I'm Superboy! Who the hell are you?!

[starstripedhero]

Superboy, huh? So that's what you like to dress up as--? I can appreciate that!

Well, usually I'm America-- but today I'm SUPERMAN.
Dude, I'm really, really starting to like this place!

[seethemoon]

I am not dressing up as anything. And how can you be America? America it's a land, not a person.

[This is the start of something beautiful isn't it]

1/2.

[starstripedhero]

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2/2.

[starstripedhero]

YOU'RE LEGIT SUPERMAN'S SON!?!?!

[ HE'S GOING TO IGNORE EVERYTHING ELSE SAID BECAUSE.
HOLY LIBERTY'S TITS.
He's met one superhero character, so this is quite possible to him!
FANGIRLING ENSUES.
Before he can respond, America is freaking out. ]

I'M A HUGE FAN OF YOUR DAD.

[seethemoon]

...I. Guess? Kind of anyway. He's not really- Well I mean we do share genetic material but I'm not-

[...He sighs. Neither Batman nor Superman are here to point out he's wrong, so he might as well]

Yes. Thank you. I even share some of his powers...

[starstripedhero]

Really!?
You should fly with me!
[ With that, he hovers off of the ground a little, wobbling his arms back and forth. ]

Maybe give me a few pointers! Just a few, though. I don't need too many!

[seethemoon]

... I can't fly, I can only leap over tall buildings in a single bound.

And by the way you crashed, you'd need more than a few pointers. Maybe my friend M'gann could help you.

[starstripedhero]

... Wow. That's like.. hella lame.

But you know what! If you wish for flight ability, maybe it'll work like it did for me!
You know, those aliens with their wishing granting powers or whatever the heck they're doing to give us what we want! I'm still stumped about it!