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[ Somebody is flying around the Golden District today. Somebody also had the brilliant idea to wish for the powers as that of Superman-- permanently. That's right.
America didn't wish for all of Superman's powers; he would like to get a good grasp on a few at a time-- and boy, flight is hard enough as it is.
If anybody were to look up, they would ( Read more... )
America didn't wish for all of Superman's powers; he would like to get a good grasp on a few at a time-- and boy, flight is hard enough as it is.
If anybody were to look up, they would ( Read more... )
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Yeeeep! That's me, alright!
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Well-- you know-- it's just been awhile!
Aaaaaand, I've been drinking a little!
[ drinking cola maybe. ]
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Right you are! But I handle my alcohol pretty well. It's just, you know, makes it harder to fly when you are BUZZED.
You sound like a smart guy!
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Of course I can give rides! I'm the hero! With super strength!
So it's settled.
You will be the first one I give a ride to!
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[ oh god STOP THEM HURRY. ]
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How are going to do this? How do you feel about piggybacking this? I'm sure I can lift you! I mean, I have heroic muscles and shit!
[ he's bouncing-- UP AND DOWN.
oh my. SO PUMPED. ]
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You can trust him; this guy can actually lift British cars with ease.
With that, he starts to hover off of the ground slightly, teetering from side to side a little. This was still really new to him. ]
Aa--aahahaa! Okay, man! Just hang on tight! We're going to go straight up!
[ and before he could respond, WOOSH, UP IN THE AIR.
he has a kung fu grip on you, he does. ]
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WOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
I'M LIKE A FUCKING BALD EAGLE-- YOU FEELING THAT TOO, MAN!?
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