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008 ☆ action

May 20, 2011 19:12

[ Somebody is flying around the Golden District today. Somebody also had the brilliant idea to wish for the powers as that of Superman-- permanently. That's right.
America didn't wish for all of Superman's powers; he would like to get a good grasp on a few at a time-- and boy, flight is hard enough as it is.
If anybody were to look up, they would ( Read more... )

lloyd irving, starfire, oc: alexander darkov, superboy, tinker bell, ramona flowers, john egbert, jun, reborn, america

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awesome_trainer May 21 2011, 00:02:38 UTC

[Just another day in Splendor, hanging out in our room at Murlberry Cast--

And then Jun looked up just in time to see someone crashing right into his window. Needless to say, he wasn't expecting that, so after a short round of "OH MY GOD WHAT JUST HAPPENED" panicking, he opens the window and is now looking down at the guy on the ground, giving a shout down to him.] H-hey you, are you okay?!

starstripedhero May 21 2011, 00:06:58 UTC

[ A muffled sound is heard as he waves his hand above his head, attempting to respond, but alas. He feels like just lying there for awhile. Maybe he should have wished for invulnerability first.

Perhaps go down and poke him a bit to see what happened. ]

awesome_trainer May 21 2011, 00:28:52 UTC

[Well okay the guy made a noise and moved a little which must be a good sign, but yeah, he's gonna run down the stairs as quickly as possible--in a momentary lapse of forgetting he could fly down with Dragonite from the window to reach the guy faster--but soon enough he is out the door of the castle and running over to him.]

Ah geez... [He gives the guy the slightest nudge with his foot but quickly stops doing that because there's probably a rule somewhere about poking potentially injured people.] Are you alri--no wait, of course you're not, probably...

starstripedhero May 21 2011, 00:33:21 UTC

[ And he SPRINGS UP, face bruised and glasses cracked and crooked. He strikes a ~*~*~FABULOUS AND TOTALLY AMERICAN POSE~*~*~.
Epically heroically, he replies in a booming voice, flexing his muscles to impress who knows who. ]

I AM FINE, CITIZEN.
I MEANT TO DO THAT.

[ ---he's still playing pretend.
which is disturbing since he appears 19.
-----but its more disturbing that he's 234. ]

awesome_trainer May 21 2011, 00:46:22 UTC

Really? [At first he was surprised, but now he's just staring. What a strange man.] ...Why would you purposefully crash into a window?

starstripedhero May 21 2011, 01:24:55 UTC

[ America puffs out his chest. ]
To see if it would break, duh! Haha! Why else would I, huh?

awesome_trainer May 21 2011, 09:44:19 UTC

...Why were you trying to break my window? And wouldn't trying to break through a window really hurt? [What with all the broken glass and stuff. :|b]

starstripedhero May 21 2011, 15:38:56 UTC

--Uh. Just. You know.
Testing it. Making sure no bad guys can break through it! Yeah, that's right!
It's my heroic duty to check windows and prevent bad shit from happening!
[ he sounds SO CONFIDENT about this. ]

awesome_trainer May 22 2011, 14:44:29 UTC

Right... [And yet why do we have a hard time believing that...so instead, he turns his attention to your outfit.] What's with the costume?

starstripedhero May 22 2011, 17:50:48 UTC

The costume?
What, man. You don't recognize it!?

[ FACEPALM. Oh man. So many uneducated people here. ]

I-I'm Superman! You know, Superman!

awesome_trainer May 22 2011, 18:10:46 UTC

[Sorry we're from Pokemonverse, America.]

Uh sorry, I don't. Who's Superman?

starstripedhero May 22 2011, 20:41:40 UTC

OH MY GOD ARE YOU SERIOUS.
You are one of those people!
Okay, okay. I'm not going to FLIP A SHIT or anything! Hahaha, of course not!
Ughhhhhh.

Uhm.
He's a super hero from my world-- and I like him.

I like him a lot.

awesome_trainer May 22 2011, 21:05:14 UTC

[I...see... :|]

...Oh. Well, what kind of super powers does he have?

starstripedhero May 23 2011, 10:58:13 UTC

[ fangirling ensues. He slaps his hands to his face. ]
Xray vision! Heat vision! Flight! Super breath! Super hearing! Invulnerability! Ahhhh, THOSE ARE JUST A FEW.

I feel so sad for everybody here who is SO NAIVE.

awesome_trainer May 23 2011, 13:18:12 UTC

Oh wow, really? [Now Jun's finally kind of impressed.] He sounds pretty cool!

starstripedhero May 23 2011, 19:43:31 UTC

You bet he is, kid!
Okay, here's what you gotta do. Listen to me, alright? [ America starts before he places a hand on Jun's head. ]

Okay, man. You totally gotta go back to your house-- which I guess is here and wish for Superman comics, you think you can do that? And the movies too. Wish for Superman DVD's. Watch and read them and get EDUCATED!
I'm so sick of people around here NOT understanding the most AMAZING things in life! Hah!

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