first down -- voice

[hellcommander]

Alright you motherfuckin' fairytale bastards.

I want an explanation, now, and I want it to be fucking good.

One second I'm at fuckin' school? Now I'm in a goddamn Disney movie! Fuck this. And this house I got assigned to, it's like something out of fucking year 2500, kekekeke! ... I hear water.

[the sound of a door opening, and the sound of

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voice!

[hellcommander]

[DAMN RIGHT HE'S COOL HE'S THE COOLEST]

Too bad!! Guess you need to move to the fancy fuckin' future district! Apparently, in the future, everyone has waterslides in their closets.

[hellcommander]

Good question. I'll tell you when I use it!

a few hours later;

[hellcommander]

So there's a pool in the basement.

[hellcommander]

[HIRUMA MIGHT LET YOU IN FOR A PRICE ;)]

Kekekeke! This is great! I can get good exercise every fucking morning!!

[hellcommander]

[PRICE IS; PERSONAL BLACKMAIL SLAVE FOR LIFE 83 ]

Kekekekeke!! You just aren't exercising right, then! Still, sucks to be you!

[hellcommander]

[YOU JUST GOTTA TAKE PICTURES AND STUFF MAN.]

Ahhh? And what do YOU do to keep in shape?

[hellcommander]

[YOU'LL BE FIRED. BY THROWING YOU OFF A CLIFF.]

Specifics, kid. SPECIFICS.

[hellcommander]

... Ok, I'll give you that one. That's pretty badass.