[the feed turns on to show an annoyed ten year old kid, wearing his usual kanto outfit]
I'm boooooored.
There aren't any gyms here and I know I haven't even gotten to battle the first gym leader in Kanto yet, but, c'mon! There has'ta be something to do.
... wait! That guy I met the other day told me that there was a girl with blue hair that had a weird penguin-thing that was a Pokemon. I've never seen it before, but could we have a battle or something?! If I'm gonna become a Pokemon Master, I have'ta battle any trainer I meet!
Oh, right. This's my first time using this thing... but my name's Ash Ketchum from Pallet Town, and this's Pikachu. It's nice to meet'cha!
[OOC: All tags will be from either
gotsmelledlater or
hasguts]