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2 Pies Cooling: Action

May 13, 2011 19:20

[Gamzee has gone for about two hours without having any pies. He's certainly on his chill, but he's starting to clown around a little bit. It seems his wishes have produced jell-o pies lately. While delicious, they threaten to harsh his chill in a most unrighteous fashion ( Read more... )

casca, gamzee makara, shin seijurou, clone mozart, lambo, snake, kanonno, canada, michael j. caboose, shouta kazehaya, pickle inspector

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1/2 gentlewomanly May 13 2011, 23:45:14 UTC

[ Casca lets out a barely audible gasp as she feels a wiry arm around her! Her hand immediately goes for her sword, but it's the phrase she hears that really gets her. ]

gentlewomanly May 13 2011, 23:46:52 UTC

Excuse me? [ She gives a disgusted sneer. ]

I suggest you keep your "horn" far away from me.

dimpleclown May 13 2011, 23:48:30 UTC

[He withdraws his arm and gasps a bit. There was some serious lack of chill in this sector.]

Aw hold up jugallete it ain't motherfuckin like that, see?

[Producing a bicycle horn, he honks it.]

You'll feel all motherfuckin better n' shit!

Legit!

1/3 gentlewomanly May 13 2011, 23:55:05 UTC

... [ Casca turns to face Gamzee more, and looks at the horn. Her expression quickly fades from puzzled to bemused.

"It has to be a trick!" Casca thinks to herself, assessing the troll carefully. Folding her arms, she raises an eyebrow, skeptical. ]

Why would it make me feel better? What's so great about squeezing that ...thing? Is it the sound it produces? Because that's just stupid.

[ She gestures to it, eyes rolling to emphasize how silly she thinks this all is. ]

I'm unconvinced. It's obnoxious at best, and feeling something yielding against the pressure of my palm and fingers isn't going to help anything. You're obviously trying to coax me into doing something ... weird.

gentlewomanly May 13 2011, 23:56:08 UTC

[ She finishes off her boring rant with a huff, then stares at the horn. Fingers twitching. ]

gentlewomanly May 13 2011, 23:56:59 UTC

... You can't make me! Go on, try! Put that stupid thing in my hand, just TRY and have your way!

dimpleclown May 14 2011, 00:00:38 UTC

Uhhh...

[His eyes look kind of glazed over. There is some major fretting going on here.]

It's the magic, see, motherfuckin.. It's a miracle. What the fuck is a sound? Right? Like.. how the fuck does that even happen? Yo I ain't all about to be forcin you n' shit. Uh...

[He dangles the horn over her hand and lets go. He expects a miracle. He is trying so hard to create chill here. The horn falls.]

gentlewomanly May 14 2011, 00:05:36 UTC

[ She does a flip and catches it with her mouth

Casca swipes the horn from the air, glaring at Gamzee. ]

How does sound happen? Well, it...it's obviously a reaction to ...[ Casca thinks, while squeezing and honking the horn. She has so needed a stress ball all of her life. ]

Pressure that force ... it's like a wave. It's. [ MEDIEVAL SCIENCE...] Well, it's not magic, I'll tell you that.

[ Her voice is suddenly more calm. ] What's your name again?

[ HONK HONK HONK. ]

dimpleclown May 14 2011, 00:26:52 UTC

Honk. Hawnk. Honka honk. I'm Gamzee, my brother.

It is a wicked vivacious pleasure to be all up makin your acquaintanceship even if a motherfucker is all up on not even seein the knowin of your motherfuckin name.

[He chuckles, dismissively. Why dos a name matter? Sister's gettin her chill on, that's all that matters.]

If one is so motherfuckin inclined.

gentlewomanly May 15 2011, 15:53:17 UTC

[ She closes her eyes. Hand producing honks. ]

Casca. Nice to meet you, Gamzee. Did you have any more of these things?

dimpleclown May 20 2011, 07:24:20 UTC

[Two more appearify in his motherfuckin hands. How does that shit even begin to function?]

Motherfuckin rollin in honktubes, brotherette.

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