Bullet 1 - [Video]

[ombrasolare]

[[The video is entirely public - if you want to turn this into an action post, he is currently located in the Abandoned Carter Estate, Golden District!]]

[The screen seems to show nothing but a fedora at first, but then zooms out to reveal two huge black eyes... what the hell is that...Oh. It's just Reborn, with Leon balancing on his hand. He

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[turntechs]

... What the fuck are you?

[ombrasolare]

Depends on what context you're considering.

[turntechs]

I'm wondering if Santa fucked up and left you at the last house he hit up and either forgot about you or just didn't give a shit.

[ombrasolare]

Taking your words with a grain of salt, wouldn't that be the stork then, rather than Santa? Unless there's a severe deficiency in your education.

[God, why are you so hard to talk to :|. I retyped this comment like five times. Three of them insulted his parentage.]

[turntechs]

[LMFAO

beat] I was thinking an elf but that too, but I'm pretty sure if that was the case you'd be some demon baby.

[ombrasolare]

That's...more or less accurate, I suppose. [He'll certainly find some people here to corroborate that opinion!]

Shall I introduce myself or would giving you my name provide you with power through some arcane ritual?

[and if by accurate you mean superficially correct, but fundamentally dead wrong?]

[turntechs]

Yeah, because that's totally what I'm after. [so monotone. no way does this elf have powers, pshhh!!]

But yeah, your name. Let's hear it.

[ombrasolare]

[Yeah, that would just be weird, wouldn't it?]

You can call me Reborn.

[turntechs]

... Who names their kid- okay, whatever. I'm done with wondering about you and your magical origins.

Dave.

[ombrasolare]

[What magic? Nothing strange at all about this creepy mafia-baby, nosirree]

I'd say it's a pleasure to meet you, but my impression is that you'd suspect me of lying.

[turntechs]

It's always a pleasure to meet yours truly, bro. Before getting zapped here, I was actually on my way to see the Queen of England. She fucking digs me but then the world blew up and I started hacking stock exchanges and here we are in the Make a Wish Foundation.

[ombrasolare]

You sound as though these things happen to you all the time.

[turntechs]

I make this jump-around-worlds business my bitch.

[ombrasolare]

Do many of them wind up in flames upon or just prior to your departure? [no he's not being pointed at all, just curious~]

[turntechs]

[we're so ready for whatever question you throw]

Whatever's necessary to please a god, y'know how it goes.

[ombrasolare]

Ah, so these conflagrations constitute burning sacrifices?