Um...if it's not too much trouble...
[she shifts around a little bit.]
S-Someone said I was dead, at home. Another person said I fell here, and another person said that I'm in Disneyland. A-And someone else said a music box brought me here.
[SHE'S SO CONFUSED...]
Which one is it...? It can't be all of those things, right? I still don't know
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They're all wrong!
Aliens brought you here!
Well, I mean, by a music box! So, yeah. Music box is the one!
[ A pause, with a slight gasp. ]
W-What!? You don't know who Justin Bieber is!?
I-I mean, not like I'm a really big fan or anything, hahaha! But I know all about him!
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[Oh boy. You got her freaked out, again--]
No, I don't know who Justin Bieber is...I-I'm sorry...
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But don't'cha worry. I'm here to protect you!
[ Another beat. ]
W-Well, I mean, I'll be here by voice at least. So, if you ever get scared or see anything weird, you can contact me!
My name is America! Or Alfred, uh, it doesn't really matter. Sometimes it's awkward for people to call me America, so they go by my human name instead.
HE'S ONLY THE GREATEST--
Uhm.
I mean.
He's just a singer guy. From some place way north.
Like.
North north America.
Whatever that place is called.
Canadia or something.
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A-Ah, you don't have to! I mean, I don't want to be a burden or anything...
[A beat, and she blinks on her end.] But isn't America a country...?
[North...north America...hm.]
O-Oh! Canada?
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MY DESTINY
To protect citizens! Since we're all in this same boat, you're a citizen now in this place, so I'll watch over you!
[ Hahaha, laughter! ]
Oh! So you have heard of me!
Ahh, well. It's a long story, but from the world I come from, there are Nation representatives-- we're not humans. In fact, I'm 234 years old and lively as ever cause we age differently! We're heavily connected to our respectful landmasses and citizens--
Ahhh, it's really mind blowing and confusing-- I doubt you'd wanna hear about it.
That's the one!
[ A thougtful pause. ]
Oh, right! He's actually my brother too!
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[Wooow. And. What was that he was rambling about?
Yeah, she didn't get any of it.] If...y-you say so...
Brother? Then why don't you know his name...?
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I'm the better brother anyway!
Know why?
Cause I'm the hero. Aw yeah.
That's why.
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The best one there is around!
In fact, I'm going to take us home!
--Once I figure out how, that is.
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