[ If anybody were to see America running around today in the Alpha District, they would notice he's covered from head to toe in pretty much every color imaginable
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So it would seem. I couldn't quite dodge all of them. Still, it's not like the paint won't eventually come out, I guess. Is this sort of thing...common? [Only recently arrived so she would have no idea if this is a regular occurance or. Not.]
Actually, I've never seen these before in my life! Soooo, I figured the best thing to do was to taste test them And they're not that great, to be honest, man. Totally disappoint.
Experiment? [Ramona does not like the sound of that, obviously a little frantic, not realizing her head is glowing as her mind inevitably turns to Gideon with that one word.]
I'm absolutely positive on this one! Trust me, they're meddling with us! [ No he isn't. But he does sound confident in his voice. ]
But why? I'm not sure! They've meddled with us before when they put this flower that would put people to sleep unless you did CPR to them-- which I did, by the way-- like a hero--
Some people argue its just a flower that blooms in the city, but I was certain the aliens put it there.
Ohhh. Oh! Come here, I'll show you! [ America inches forward to Ramona and pulls out his wallet on hand, allowing the bill fold to drop down in a very cartoon-esque fashion. There are so many pictures of this little guy. ]
Hahhaa! This is Tony! I'm really supposed to keep him a secret, but he lives in my house! I saved him when he crash landed on earth in my world!
.......What? You're serious? [Staring at the picture. H-how could they cover something like that up? But then most who had alien stories were kind of nuts or at least considered to be so she supposed it wasn't too surprising.]
Isn't he cuuuuute?? Look, here he is playing videogames-- And here he is sleeping-- And here he is driving my car-- And here he is performing a life threatening experiment on this cow-- Oh, and drinking a Coke. He likes Coke a lot.
[ Pleased with the photos, he laughs at Ramona. ] Ahhh, he's harmless! He hasn't done anything to me yet and I've had him since the 1940's! If we told everyone, we would get a lot of people freaking out anyway even if we said he was harmless-- so between you and I it's a secret, okay?
He's really nice to me. Numerous times he's invited me into his redesigned space ship-- but for some odd reason, I don't ever really remember actually going inside of it.
[ He's been in that spaceship. Millions of times for millions of probings-- thankfully Tony has wiped his memory every single time. The little alien was out to destroy the world-- America was just too big of an idiot to realize it. ]
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Yeah, you bet I am!
I see you've also been playing with these hella weird bubbles, right?
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Soooo, I figured the best thing to do was to taste test them
And they're not that great, to be honest, man. Totally disappoint.
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I mean-- with the paint or whatever shit this is all over me.
I'm trying to figure out why our captors our giving us these bubbles-- if it's a test or an experiment or what.
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[ No he isn't.
But he does sound confident in his voice. ]
But why? I'm not sure!
They've meddled with us before when they put this flower that would put people to sleep unless you did CPR to them-- which I did, by the way-- like a hero--
Some people argue its just a flower that blooms in the city, but I was certain the aliens put it there.
[ Oh America. You are silly with your theories. ]
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I mean, what else could it possibly be, huh?
What do you think?
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I lived with one back in my world.
They're crazy little bastards, that's right!
But they're really cute too!
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Oh! Come here, I'll show you!
[ America inches forward to Ramona and pulls out his wallet on hand, allowing the bill fold to drop down in a very cartoon-esque fashion. There are so many pictures of this little guy. ]
Hahhaa! This is Tony!
I'm really supposed to keep him a secret, but he lives in my house! I saved him when he crash landed on earth in my world!
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Look, here he is playing videogames--
And here he is sleeping--
And here he is driving my car--
And here he is performing a life threatening experiment on this cow--
Oh, and drinking a Coke. He likes Coke a lot.
[ Pleased with the photos, he laughs at Ramona. ]
Ahhh, he's harmless! He hasn't done anything to me yet and I've had him since the 1940's! If we told everyone, we would get a lot of people freaking out anyway even if we said he was harmless-- so between you and I it's a secret, okay?
He's really nice to me. Numerous times he's invited me into his redesigned space ship-- but for some odd reason, I don't ever really remember actually going inside of it.
[ He's been in that spaceship. Millions of times for millions of probings-- thankfully Tony has wiped his memory every single time. The little alien was out to destroy the world-- America was just too big of an idiot to realize it. ]
...Oh well! Hahha!
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