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[of_arabia]

My dear residents of the Gilded Castle,
I will mutilate you beyond all recognition of your questionable humanity if you bring so much as a drop of that paint into the house.
Sincerely,

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[of_arabia]

[Scribbled onto the same note, Arabia has not touched the mess. He is not a maid! Although he'll probably get around to magicking it up eventually.]

If that is a charming euphemism for my housemates.

[calere]

[A new note, same place though; longer sheet of paper. So they don't have to waste more paper.]

You're so mean! As mean as a prince! [--there seems to be a small pause here, as instead of words there's a few dots of someone tapping their pencil thoughtfully against the paper.] Too bad you're not one. You'd do really well as one.

what a fascinating typo that was.

[of_arabia]

I am, apparently, too humble to aspire to royalty. And I do wonder what is so 'mean' in an accurate description.