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[of_arabia]

My dear residents of the Gilded Castle,
I will mutilate you beyond all recognition of your questionable humanity if you bring so much as a drop of that paint into the house.
Sincerely,

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[oldest7yearold]

[ No fancy address or signature, sorry ]

Are you serious?

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[of_arabia]

[If only he could convey an eye roll through text.]

Gods, I can barely convince myself to answer such an erudite inquiry for fear that I might ruin its majestic moment.

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[oldest7yearold]

[... what the hell this person uses bigger words than Jade]

What the hell are you talking about?

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[of_arabia]

It would be a terrible pity if I robbed you of a chance to learn for yourself.

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[oldest7yearold]

[What the heck... seriously, asking questions is how this kid learns.]

What's that supposed to mean?

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[of_arabia]

❝ Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. ❞

I suppose, in the vein of teaching, I would advise you to acquire a dictionary and examine the context in order to divine a meaning. It will serve you well in your life.

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[oldest7yearold]

What does fishing have to do with -

Nevermind.

You can't hurt us because of the no-violence rule, you know. [Luke feels accomplished figuring that out. Nice try pulling the wool over his eyes.]

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[of_arabia]

I suppose you could choose to respect my request irregardless, though I find this as doubtful as when I made the threat.

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[oldest7yearold]

[a pause]

It wasn't like I was going to try to get coated or anything...

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[of_arabia]

I'm sure.

[Oh, sarcasm does not translate well by text...]