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[fireandire]

[Xanxus, bloody and battered, stumbles out of the golden archway only to fall to the ground. It was aggravating but he simply could not muster the energy to stay on his feet.
What the hell is going on? Did he die? Was this supposed to be the afterlife or some stupid shit like that? Fuck that, he wasn't ready to die, this is bullshit. But where the

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[hasthebadtouch]

Gosh, well aren't you pretty as a princess. [Zelos tosses his hair as if for emphasis and then flashes the bloodied Xanxus a smile.]

Someone sure roughed you up good.

[this is now actually an action thread]

[fireandire]

[Xanxus doesn't bother to look up or even move, but he does hear Zelos, and yeah no, not amused.]

Shut the hell up.

action; i got you, i messed up SEALS HOW DO THEY WORK i'm sorry bb :<

[hasthebadtouch]

[Most people aren't.]

He's touchy, too. This guy is two for two, ladies and gents.

Seriously, though, you're bleeding all over. I'd head to the clinic if I were you, buddy.

IT'S ALL GOOD, no worries

[fireandire]

[Silly Zelos, can't you tell Xanxus just got here.]

The fuck are you talking about.

yay! and there was no harm done

[hasthebadtouch]

[Maybe he realizes. Or maybe not. He's kind of dumb that way. Either way, he replies like a smartass.]

Clinic. Say it with me now: cli-nic. Most often used as a noun, if used correctly. A place where people are given medical treatment or advice.

yup

[fireandire]

[Welp Xanxus does not have much tolerance for smartasses. Or any, really.]

I don't even know where the hell I am, fucking trash, how am I supposed to find a goddamn clinic.

[hasthebadtouch]

[That's okay. Nobody has much of a tolerance for Zelos. He's totally used to it. Xanxus' words roll right off his back.]

Sniff it out like a dog. Or, you know, ask for help like a big boy.

[fireandire]

[This will be a beautiful friendship I'm sure.

Anyway, both of those suggestions are completely ridiculous as far as Xanxus is concerned. So he just grunts and proceeds to ignore Zelos.]

[hasthebadtouch]

[It's going to be like a car crash.

Zelos arches a brow at the lack of response. He's rude, too even though he's being pretty rude too but you know.]

...You're bloodying up the entire archway. That's going to take forever to clean up.

[fireandire]

[Goodness that's the last thing Xanxus needs at this point!

But yeah, Zelos? He does not care. It's not like he's going to clean it. He's not going to even acknowledge that he heard you.]