The Jester's Audience - One | Audio

[madlydancing]

Heehee!

[It was the middle of the night, and this insane little man was laughing up a storm. To all those who were having beautiful dreams featuring mystical unicorns and lovely princesses, you'll find no apologies here. Kefka didn't care who hears him, in fact he wondered just how many could

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VOICE.

[madlydancing]

What kind of show?

[Kefka let's out a howling laughter, one that is actually more sinister than the last.]

One that involves tons of explosives!

VOICE.

[madlydancing]

[He pauses briefly.]

Where did I find them? Ha! I didn't need to find or buy explosives, I can just make stuff blow up on a whim!

VOICE.

[madlydancing]

[She possesses magic too? Who IS she? Kefka heard about a woman possessing magical powers, but that is all he knows in regards of the woman Sora mentioned. The little tyke didn't give him much information.]

Oh, ho! A fellow practitioner of the arts, eh? I wonder just how powerful you are.

If blowing up their little cottages won't do anything, then what should we do? Just sit around and do nothing? BORING!

This place should go up in a hail of fire and brimstone!

VOICE.

[madlydancing]

So you rather wait for the lynch mobs to come, Miss Goody-Toe-Shoes? Geez! I hate gals like you the most!

[He let's out a disgruntle sigh.] What's the point of following someone's rules? Why not just set your own?!

Everyone here is just delaying the inevitable by sitting around and acting nice. What will you do when everything goes to the pits, missy?

Think of this as a preemptive strike!

VOICE.

[madlydancing]

So quick to come to the defense of others, are you? How sickeningly noble of you. It's enough to make me puke!

You'll just wait around and wait for the axe to drop, huh? These people couldn't careless about either of us. In fact, I can bet they want to just get rid of us with the rest of the trash here. We are unwanted visitors after all.

[He let out a loud whooping laugh, one more likened to a jackal of some kind than a human's.]

Just you wait! When I'm proven right, you'll be sorry~

VOICE.

[madlydancing]

What's this? Another one pretending to be 'holier-than-thou'? Cut the crap, sweetheart! Why in the world would these people be in need of our assistance? Everything looks as perfect as a fairytale here. Perfect enough to make me puke!

I haven't seen this much harmony in a long time. These idiots don't have a single clue of what discord is.

VOICE.

[madlydancing]

[Dramatic sigh inserted here.]

What kind of numbskull are you, lady? Without discord, there is no harmony, without strife is no serenity. The both are intertwined like two peas in a pod.

This world is a dying one if it doesn't possess a single ounce of strife, but I guess someone like you can't possibly understand!