May 02, 2011 21:13
[ The video feed kicks in to show a single eye gawking at the camera lens from behind some kickin' rad sunglasses. There's a low humming of the same tune the owner of the eye heard from the music box minutes earlier to accompany this peculiar sight. That owner also appears to be clicking their tongue pretty darn fast.
Then the noises stop. There is a tense moment of silence. And then: ]
A-ha, a-ha, a-ha! I'm all alone.
[ The eye blinks a couple times before the person moves her head back into full view. There's a thick metal collar latched around her neck and a lone tuft of purple hair at the front of her mostly bald head. She appears to be just a little worn out but there is a wide smile on her face nonetheless. ]
This isn't exactly what I'd expect from the “dreadful” Vendicare Prison. Leaving a new prisoner all on her own? I'm a little disappointed. Offended, even. What's the deal here?
[ Because generally the fearsome European underwater prison that you have been taught to fear for most of your life is not decorated with inviting golden arches and fancy grey stone pillars. It has occurred to her that this may be an illusion, if that's the case then she at least intends to enjoy it to the fullest. Especially since this illusion seems to be free of the nightmarish aspects found in the majority of torturous illusionary techniques. She might even be able to see her Family outside of glass tubes.
Shitt P. goes back to her tongue clicking anyway - adding in a repetitive chant of 'La lala la lala~' while doing so. She turns the camera away from her, letting the beautiful Golden Entranceway fill the screen. ]
And here I was looking forward to a relaxing bath after getting all hot and bothered with cute Gokudera-kun. Still...[ The camera stops to focus on the large stone pillars. ] I guess the Mafia do still love to look after their own...even if this is some kooky illusion.
Oh! Speaking of--!
[ She whips the camera back around to show her smiling face again. The tone of her voice has shifted slightly. There's a cheerful note that wasn't there only seconds ago. It's almost as if she hadn't given any thought to a potential audience until just now and was simply talking to herself. ]
This is Shitt P. broadcasting~ing~ing! Call me Shitoppi-chan and we can try to get along!! I just got here and I was wondering if someone could direct me to the baths! [ She pauses and then adds: ]
Koyo-kun and Rauji-kun, are you guys out there? Let me know right away!
[ She ends the broadcast with one last smile and the quick flash of a peace sign for her potential fellow Shimon bros. ]
katou julie,
mello,
kozato enma,
gokudera hayato,
shitt p.