Apr 29, 2011 21:52
HELLO I AM CABOOSE.
I CAN TALK INTO MINDS.
DO NOT BE AFRAID IF IT HAPPENS TO YOU.
...LIKE IT IS RIGHT NOW.
THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT!
[This is all said in a loud, obnoxious voice with stilted speech patterns like he's still getting used to his newfound mind-speaking powers.]
mukuro rokudo,
agent washington,
lambo,
anise tatlin,
luke fon fabre,
oc: altair grayston,
agent new york,
michael j. caboose,
jin kisaragi,
kamina,
colette brunel
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I'm gonna let you in on a secret.
[Altair has not trolled in a while. He is about to troll the entirety of Splendor.]
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What is it?
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You can talk to groups of people. Like, certain groups.
Try thinking a message to "everyone who hates loud shouting", and it'll go to everyone who hates loud shouting.
[This is said not at all like Altair is annoyed by the loud shouting (he isn't) but as if this is an actual secret, like the secret to Betty Crocker's longevity as a marketing brand.]
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I KNOW THAT. I'M DOING THAT ALREADY.
I AM MIND-SPEAKING TO EVERYBODY WHO DOESN'T KNOW I CAN MIND-SPEAK.
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Very mysterious.
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Chuh. Well- [he needs a zinger here, where's church when you need him] -maybe your mind RECEIVING powers are messed up!
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Sounds pretty powerful to me!
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I'm pretty sure I'm an expert now, except for when I get dizzy but I hear that happens to a lot of people.
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