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Apr 29, 2011 21:52

HELLO I AM CABOOSE.

I CAN TALK INTO MINDS.
DO NOT BE AFRAID IF IT HAPPENS TO YOU.

...LIKE IT IS RIGHT NOW.

THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT!

[This is all said in a loud, obnoxious voice with stilted speech patterns like he's still getting used to his newfound mind-speaking powers.]

mukuro rokudo, agent washington, lambo, anise tatlin, luke fon fabre, oc: altair grayston, agent new york, michael j. caboose, jin kisaragi, kamina, colette brunel

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voice;??? impudency April 30 2011, 04:19:06 UTC
[Slow. Fucking. Clap.]

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voice; buildsfriends April 30 2011, 04:23:11 UTC
THANK YOU SIR I WILL BE HERE ALL NIGHT

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Re: voice; impudency April 30 2011, 05:32:30 UTC
Hey.

I'm gonna let you in on a secret.

[Altair has not trolled in a while. He is about to troll the entirety of Splendor.]

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voice; buildsfriends April 30 2011, 05:44:29 UTC
[Caboose's voice drops to a whisper, NOBODY EVER WANTS TO TELL HIM SECRETS.]

What is it?

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Re: voice; impudency April 30 2011, 05:47:29 UTC
Your new mind talking power?

You can talk to groups of people. Like, certain groups.

Try thinking a message to "everyone who hates loud shouting", and it'll go to everyone who hates loud shouting.

[This is said not at all like Altair is annoyed by the loud shouting (he isn't) but as if this is an actual secret, like the secret to Betty Crocker's longevity as a marketing brand.]

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voice; buildsfriends April 30 2011, 23:54:00 UTC
[those instructions are very useful and far too complicated for caboose to grasp]

I KNOW THAT. I'M DOING THAT ALREADY.

I AM MIND-SPEAKING TO EVERYBODY WHO DOESN'T KNOW I CAN MIND-SPEAK.

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voice; impudency May 1 2011, 00:13:55 UTC
... but I can still hear you. And I know you can mind-speak!

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voice; buildsfriends May 2 2011, 02:04:41 UTC
...yes.

Very mysterious.

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Re: voice; impudency May 2 2011, 03:08:55 UTC
Maybe your mindthinking powers are messed up.

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voice; buildsfriends May 5 2011, 04:57:39 UTC
[WHAT AN INSULT]

Chuh. Well- [he needs a zinger here, where's church when you need him] -maybe your mind RECEIVING powers are messed up!

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voice; impudency May 5 2011, 19:46:58 UTC
So messed up I can hear you even though I shouldn't be able to?

Sounds pretty powerful to me!

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voice; buildsfriends May 6 2011, 06:20:06 UTC
Yeah. I'm still getting the hang of it. This is pretty hard work y'know!

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voice; impudency May 7 2011, 21:06:42 UTC
You'll get the hang of it soon enough, I'm sure. You seem like an intelligent, stand-up guy.

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voice; buildsfriends May 8 2011, 19:54:00 UTC
Yes, thank you. I am. I stand up very well.

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Re: voice; impudency May 9 2011, 04:38:01 UTC
That's an impressive skill. Have you been working a lot on it?

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voice; buildsfriends May 9 2011, 23:59:29 UTC
All my life.

I'm pretty sure I'm an expert now, except for when I get dizzy but I hear that happens to a lot of people.

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