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[ Upon arriving in Splendorocity, what has fascinated Arthur the most is the peculiar looking device that he found inside of his pocket, not to mention the necklace which he suddenly has in his possession. He's around Golden Entranceway, contemplating on how he can discover his whereabouts. Removing the small item from his pocket, he decides this
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That voiceeeee.
THAT INCREDIBLY FUNNY ACCENT.
America double takes at his seal and stops what he's doing immediately.
With a deep gasp, America yells at the seal, but accidentally contacts him through voice instead in the midst of excitement. ]
ENGLAND, IS THAT YOUR WEIRD FACE I SEE ON THE CRACKER JACK TOY THING I HAVE?! ☆☆☆
HAHAHA, GET OUT OF TOWN, MAN!
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W-- WHAT?! America?! Where ARE you? [ CUE HIM TURNING AROUND FRANTICALLY. ]
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Watch this, it's crazy shit!
[ He takes a breath and concentrates hard.
Oh.
He's doing this again. ]
YO SPLENDOR. I wish I was right where England is, got it!?
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However, Splendor does its best to obey the wish and transports America right above England. It's the same exact spot, he's just hovering above him until gravity takes its course.
With a puff, America appears over England and topples on top of him with an oof! ]
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And then it all happened so quickly. England did not expect to have America TUMBLE DOWN ON TOP OF HIM. Without much grace, he collapsed entirely under that American weight, his face pressed into the floor muffling his speech. ]
G-- GAH! A-AMERICA, GET OFF ME, YOU SWINE! [ HE KIND OF CAN'T MOVE OR BREATHE UNDERNEATH YOU, YOU HUGE MASS OF LAND. ]
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Not good.
He recovers quickly and rolls off of the Briton until he's on his hands and knees next to England, beaming at him. ]
ENGLAND, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE HERE TOO!
First Prussia, now you!
This is awesome!
My wishes are coming true!
[ Coincidence? Maybe. America has silently been wishing for friends to arrive for a long time.
Once England reaches a sitting position, America flings his strong arms around England in a crushing, but brief hug. ]
Hahahaha! Now I have somebody to mock when I see them!
[ He exclaimed before leaning back and jabbing at Arthur's cheek with his finger. Poke, poke, poke. ]
So, what'cha got there, man? What key do you have? Everybody has keys!
[ He stops his jabbing to lean down and peer at the key around the older nation's neck before laughing. ]
HAHAHA! England, you have a space house like I do! Maybe we'll be neighbors!
[ Hoboy. All of this happened so fast-- it didn't help he was talking at 1000x miles per hour. ( ... )
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Here? Where is here?! America, I demand that you shut up for one moment and explain to me where abouts I am!
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This is the Golden Entranceway!
Yup!
[ A long, drawn out pause. ]
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DID YOU MEAN HERE IN GENERAL?
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Yes.
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I imagine you tinkered with that music box in your attic!
And THEN guess what?
[ A very, very brief beat that probably cuts off Arthur's sentence if he starts to reply.
Also, you know those vivid hand gestures children use? Yeah, America is using them. And sound effects too. ]
It played a little song like-- Oh my God-- I don't remember-- like a tink tink ring ring like music boxes do and then BOOM [ BIG EXPLOSION HAND GESTURE. ]
SHROOOOOOOOMP! [ slurping-- wooing noise here. ]
POOF.
TAH DAH! [ jazzhands! ]
You've been abducted by aliens!
And we're not in our world anymore!
Pretty slick, right?
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... [ why even are you. he bites back a sigh. ]
You are out of your bloody mind if you think that passes as a logical explanation!
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Obviously alien are abducting people through music boxes now!
Did you play with a music box, England?
Did you hear a song?
Did you see some special Hollywood-esque effects?
And then did you end up here?
It's a place called Splendor, and it's definitely not on my American map, so it's not too important!
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And what are the chances of us getting back home?
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Ummmmmm.
27.8 percent. [ random number pulled out of his ass. ]
I'm working on it though! I'll be the hero and save us all and you'll kiss my feet and forever think I'm cool! ☆☆☆
You'll be all: Oh Alfred, you're so bloody brilliant~ I take back every bloody thing I said to you especially when I bloody call you a bloody twat and bloody call you fat because heroes aren't bloody fat and you're obviously a bloody hero~ I bloody knew you were bloody right about bloody aliens all along~ Also, your bloody movies are also bloody better than any of bloody mine~
[ fake British accent. DID YOU HEAR IT? ]
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[ FUME. ] As if I REALLY sound like that!
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I made a wish and the alien powers the aliens have granted it to me!
Which further proves my theory! I'm right, you're wrong again, suck my freedom flavored dick.
.. No, wait. Never mind. I don't want to catch your gay.
Hey! What does it say on that card key you have?
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