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[inglorious]

[ The Seal clicks on to yet another stranger, obviously one of the new faces to wander into Splendor, the blond man appears to be outside-- and atop his head is a fat yellow bird. He doesn't seem to be that aware of the bird on his head for the moment. Behind him one can see apparently the shallow waters that surrounded the Bungalows. He stands

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voice

[allegretta]

You must be kidding.

voice

[inglorious]

K-kidding!?

[ He's going to turn his head around in the direction of the seal sitting on that post where he left it. ]

...AHAHA! Yes! Of course I am! I'm a funny guy!

[ Scrambling up to his feet now. Dust dusts his hands across his pants. ]

It's a good thing too-- that water is--- really cold!

voice

[allegretta]

I assume you're very proud of the fact that you manage to dress yourself every morning, too.

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[inglorious]

Who wouldn't be? There are people out there who can't you know!

[ He's just going to keep glancing back behind him now and again at that water. ]

Some even just like to lay around naked all the time!

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[allegretta]

[ She looks real unimpressed, Prussia. ]

I imagine if you have no intention of retrieving the key you dropped, you'll soon be joining those ranks?

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[inglorious]

[ Oh~ ]

Why do ya wanna know~? Ahahaha! You want to try and get a glimpse of my handsome body! Don't you!?
Of course you do!

Sorry but I'm a pure kind of guy! Not until the forth date!

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[allegretta]

[ ... And if Legretta ever looked (or sounded, for that matter) disgusted, it would be now. ]

Soon-to-be-homeless, remarkably unintelligent, and egotistical.

The people this world brings together.

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[inglorious]

Oh! You don't have to be so shy! I can see your true feelings!
Being the Amazing guy I am, I can't blame you!

[ He is so immune to insults here! ]

It won't be the first time I slept under the stars!

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[allegretta]

[ For a moment, she considers turning off the seal there, but if nothing else it's sort of entertaining (in a hatred for humanity fodder kind of way). ]

A truly amazing man would be capable of showing his glory through actions, not simply baseless words.

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[inglorious]

[ Consider it an annoying train train crash you don't want to watch but you do it anyway. ]

Oh I did! I'm not allowed to anymore! My amazing is really cool! You kinda sound like my old man Fritz!

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[allegretta]

I would think someone who claims to be so amazing would not allow himself to be limited by rules set by another. [ A pause. ]

I assume you disregard or horribly misinterpret his comments as well.

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[inglorious]

A guy so amazing like me knows when it's better to follow rules...
[ He doesn't need to live with Russia again any time soon. ]

No one really does what I did anyway! Anymore! Now it's video games--! Chores! And answering fan mail! Lots of fan mail from my cute fans!

[ He quiets though at the last words said--. ]

Ah no way! My old man was the best! He is SO the best that he's the only one I listen to!

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[allegretta]

[ Video games? Fan mail? - That entire line goes straight over Legretta's head, and she would ask about it but that last line confuses her more. ]

Then you are suggesting I am comparable to the 'best,' in your opinion?

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[inglorious]

..................Uh.
No one can be the best as much as Old Man!

He is one of the kind! You just must be a unknowing student of his awesome ways!

/Video

[inglorious]

Are you German?

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[allegretta]

German?