[Arabia is still secretly mortified about
what happened during the event. But he's not here to talk about that. He has something else to say entirely, and if you're surprised that it's bitchy, then you don't know him very well:]
Whoever it was that told Tinkerbell he is a 'hero,' I do hope something tragic happens to you. He's been prancing around with the most swollen head for days.
[Oh, yeah, he's really complaining publicly about this. He drums his fingers on the wooden table in front of himself.]
And, really, considering all the weeping that was done, you would think at least one of you would have had the sense to collect his tears.
[Don't you plebeians know how valuable the tears of an innocent are? Sigh. He is surrounded by useless idiots.]