[ And look who figured this one out a little bit late! A kiss that would magically wake somebody up? No way. Impossible. ]
Alright, guys! Here's what's up!
Don't touch those flowers! They're probably weird alien flowers that this planet has that may poison you and LIQUIDIZE YOUR ORGANS. [ STILL ON THIS THEORY. ]
Well, uh, that hasn't happened yet--
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[ YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO BE LESS VAGUE FOR HIM SORRY. ]
Do you know anybody that needs my help?
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this is really, really important!
I don't think I know who you are either--?
What's your name?
Or can I see your face?
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No, that's--
Ah, is that so...
Er-
Ah, er--
[...
...NO MORE? WELL OKAY...]
Aren't you dealing with something really, really important right now? This kind of stuff can wait--
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Because if you're a Communist-- or a person you know who is passed out is a Communist, they can just stay asleep FOREVER!
It serves them right and it'll make this world a better place! Haha!
SO.
Who needs my help where you're calling from?
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I-it's like I said before. All clear. Move along!
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You sure?
ABSOLUTELY SURE?
[ HE'S STUBBORN OKAY. ONCE YOU SAY HELLO, HE WILL GET DISTRACTED TO HIS MATTER AT HAND.
like right now. ]
Hahaha! Really, though! What's your name? You sound like a pretty girl! Don't make me try to guess it!
[ oh god don't. he'll spit out random names for hours. ]
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clearly there's a curse. a magical curse of stupid. every person she speaks to in this place must get it to some degree.
or maybe it's just blonds. the track record's pretty telling so far...
A SUFFERING SIGH.]
...Lina. Lina Inverse. Now, if that's all you need to know, mister whoever-you-are...
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and now there's enthusiastic yelling at the seal. HE'S INTERRUPTING YOU. ]
YO LINAAA!!
I'm America!
Hey! Have you been here long?
[ LOL NOPE HE WANTS TO KNOW MORE. ]
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sounding a little distant even if she's shouting (IN THAT SHE IS HOLDING THIS SEAL AWAY FROM HER DELICATE EARS...)grr!]
O-OI! Are you tryin' to make me deaf?!
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Have you been here for long?
What do you think about it?
Why do you think we're here?
Do you think we can go home?
Have you met any sleeping people yet?
What about the flowers-- do you think there's more to it than just a sleeping poison?
Also! I know people are from other worlds which is REALLY REALLY COOL and mind blowing!
What's your world like, huh?
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Is...I--[WOW OKAY 800 QUESTIONS.
HEM.]
Are you just talking to hear yourself, or do I have to actually answer any of those?
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After all, I do plan on saving us all, so as much information as you got would be greatly appreciated!
Answer all of them if you don't mind!
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Right, sure, sure...What am I answering, again? [a slight pause with a VERY QUICK FOLLOW-UP:] One at a time, please!
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Have you been here for long?
And how long?
And what did you see in the span of time you've been here?
[ LOL NOPE. More multiple questions!
and where did that last question come from. ]
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