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Apr 06, 2011 21:03

I have a public service announcement. There is a delusional criminal running rampant and announcing that he is the original Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Please ignore him. He is not only psychotic but also a threat! Thank you.

clone mozart, sync the tempest, eco, oc: bambi, kanonno, oc: arabia, tavros nitram, itsuki kagawa

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AUDIO boyskytard April 7 2011, 20:08:15 UTC

... uhh, wh-what's a Mozart?

AUDIO clonezart April 8 2011, 00:20:25 UTC

Mozart is only the greatest musician of all time!

AUDIO boyskytard April 8 2011, 00:24:13 UTC

Oh.

... s-so, uhh, does that make you, uhh, the g-greatest musician of all time?

AUDIO clonezart April 8 2011, 00:31:18 UTC

Ah, you understand! So many here can't understand such an easy concept.

AUDIO 1/2 boyskytard April 8 2011, 00:47:30 UTC

Y-Yeah, I... uhh, I th-think so.

AUDIO boyskytard April 8 2011, 00:48:50 UTC

Uhh, b-but, even if s-someone else is saying they're you, uhh, wh-why don't you, uhh... a-ask them to p-play? Uhh, or not. Y-You don't have to.

AUDIO clonezart April 8 2011, 00:56:47 UTC

[He's not about to say that he was refused after much whining to hear him play and then believed him after all the haggling, so...]

There's no doubt about it. Had he played for me, I would have known that he was a fake. Yes, that must be why he refused to play for me at all!

AUDIO 1/2 boyskytard April 8 2011, 01:06:50 UTC

H-He... didn't want to play? Then, uhh, m-maybe he's, uhh, n-not really you, after all...

( And Tavros is successfully fooled. +1 for Clone Mozart. )

AUDIO boyskytard April 8 2011, 01:07:21 UTC

S-So, uhh... wh-what do you p-play?

AUDIO clonezart April 8 2011, 01:52:23 UTC

[BRB smugly reveling in his only victory.]

Piano, violin, and the like.

AUDIO boyskytard April 8 2011, 01:59:09 UTC

( Tavros doesn't know much about human instruments, but this Mozart guy can play more than one, and he's the best. He said so himself. This makes it Fact™. )

... wow.

AUDIO clonezart April 8 2011, 08:43:42 UTC

[It is a fact, thank you very much. Now go be a good drone that loves Mozart and makes the hills ring with the sound of music.]

It's nothing for me. My compositions are very popular as well.

AUDIO boyskytard April 8 2011, 11:23:10 UTC

R-Really? Uhh, c-can I h-hear one?

( Consider it done. And consider Tavros your new fantroll. )

AUDIO clonezart April 9 2011, 00:34:01 UTC

[Sure, he can even get a front row seat.]

I have an upcoming performance if you would like to attend.

AUDIO boyskytard April 9 2011, 01:39:59 UTC

R-Really? Can I?

AUDIO clonezart April 9 2011, 01:43:14 UTC

Of course you may. I was thinking that a public performance to raise awareness about Mozart is just the thing this world lacks.

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