002 | Audio

[clonezart]

I have a public service announcement. There is a delusional criminal running rampant and announcing that he is the original Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Please ignore him. He is not only psychotic but also a threat! Thank you.

Comments

[floweronmyhead]

"A threat"..? Is he going to hurt anyone?

[clonezart]

Who knows what he's capable of doing! He's already usurped the identity of Mozart.

[floweronmyhead]

[It's never good to steal someone's identity but]

Mozart? Is that the name of someone here in Splendor?

[clonezart]

It's my name, and that of my esteemed original's.

[floweronmyhead]

Nice to meet you Mozart! I'm Kanonno.

But what do you mean by original?

[clonezart]

The pleasure is mine, Kanonno.

I am a clone. I've inherited the name of my original.

[floweronmyhead]

A "clone"...? I don't think I understand...

[clonezart]

I've been genetically reproduced from Mozart.

[floweronmyhead]

[Please don't mind the awkward silence while she fidgets in the background she has no idea what any of those words mean]

[clonezart]

You have absolutely no idea what that means, do you?

[floweronmyhead]

S-sorry.

[clonezart]

[SIGH] Typical of humans. They don't know anything!

[floweronmyhead]

Is it that bad that I don't know?

[She doesn't mean to be ignorant. :c]

[clonezart]

It's only surprising to me that humans are capable of even more nescience than I thought.

[It's just how Clonezart rolls, girl.]

[floweronmyhead]

[You're using more words she doesn't know the meaning of again.]

[clonezart]

Too much for your human mind to comprehend, is it? [~laughing~]