Okay, so! There's something really, really important I have got to say! And it may be a shock to you but--
I'M BORED.
I know there's plenty of things to do here, especially with our alien kidnappers granting us whatever we want and shit but-- [ HE'S STILL STUCK ON THIS IDEA. ]
I'M STILL BORED.
What do you guys wanna do, huh? Does a party or something
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Do you need assistance with your party? And your housemates probably do not want to suck whatever "it" is.
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What's a dude like you good for when it comes to parties?
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And people will suck it if they don't like the idea of a house party.
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I do not believe someone would want to suck...that because they don't like a party.
I have hosted small get togethers, but mostly, I am able to cook fairly well.
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If I were somebody else, I'd want to suck it.
Okay, wait. Correction-- if I was somebody else and a girl, I'd want to suck the male equivalent of-- [ Nevermind, he's over thinking pointless things again. ]
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You cook?
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I do. Even if I don't know how to fix something, I'm willing to learn.
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I've got an important task for you to do!
I know that I can simply just wish for all of these, but what's the fun in that, really? If you're looking to learn, you need to learn these things at least:
A hamburger.
A cheeseburger.
A hot dog, with or without chili.
French fries, but these really should be called freedom fries, dude.
BBQ sandwich.
Hot chicken wings.
Sweet potato casserole.
Apple pie.
Philly cheese steak sandwich.
Then of course you have all your double-doubles and shit for the burgers.
Think you handle that, man? Can I trust you on making all of this food for marvelous me over here?
[ He's really just trying to educate people about America, here. Though, he speaks before Ugetsu can answer. ]
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I knew from the start you were some cook-chef guy that I could count on!
Report back to me whenever you've made all of these! Shouldn't take too long, right?
I want to taste test EVERY SINGLE ONE of them.
And tell you precisely where you screwed up so we can fix that!
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I knew I could count on you!
Make sure you learn about what you're doing and appreciate it, got it, bro-man?
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