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Mar 08, 2011 22:36

With the appearance of aliens, I ask any and all UMA to report to me!

ume kurumizawa, tsunayoshi sawada, takeshi yamamoto, trunks, xion, karkat vantas, giotto, riku, gokudera hayato, dr. franken stein, itsuki kagawa

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text - i can change if needed trollsbackwards March 9 2011, 03:56:02 UTC
AND JUST WHY THE FUCK SHOULD THEY REPORT TO YOU?
THAT'S BEING VERY DEMANDING
AND I DON'T KNOW WHY ONE WOULD TELL YOU.
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOUR INTENTIONS HERE?

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text - it's no problem! his isn't as hard to read haha bombtoss March 9 2011, 03:58:50 UTC
why are you writing all in caps you idiot

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text - okay! i was just offering :) trollsbackwards March 9 2011, 04:01:13 UTC
IT'S MY QUIRK.
BACK THE FUCK OFF AND ANSWER THE QUESTION, HUMAN.

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text bombtoss March 9 2011, 04:02:45 UTC
human?!

so you're an uma?!

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text trollsbackwards March 9 2011, 04:04:51 UTC
DON'T YOU HUMANS USUALLY SAY UFO?
I *THINK* THAT'S THE RIGHT FUCKING WORD FOR IT.
THERE IS A VERY SLIM CHANCE THAT I AM WRONG ABOUT THAT SHIT
BUT IT'S STILL GOOD TO LEAVE A SMALL MARGIN FOR ERROR.
NOW ANSWER THE GOGDAMNED QUESTION!

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text 1/2 bombtoss March 9 2011, 04:28:35 UTC
a ufo is an unidentified flying object! an uma is an unidentified mysterious animal!

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text bombtoss March 9 2011, 04:29:18 UTC
and i want to learn about them! it'd be better to get information on them first hand!

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text trollsbackwards March 9 2011, 13:10:25 UTC
WE'RE NOT ANIMALS, DIPSHIT.
WE'RE TROLLS.

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video! bombtoss March 10 2011, 02:04:29 UTC
[ and with that, he switches to video! he wants to see you. ]

A-- A troll?!

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TEXT trollsbackwards March 10 2011, 02:05:47 UTC
THAT'S WHAT I SAID, FUCKASS.
WHAT?
CAN'T YOU OPEN YOUR EYES AND READ THIS WONDERFULLY DARK GRAY TEXT I AM SPEWING FROM MY FINGERTIPS.

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video bombtoss March 10 2011, 02:13:17 UTC
I turned video on for a reason, show me what you look like, dumbass!

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TEXT trollsbackwards March 10 2011, 02:14:59 UTC
ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE YOU TO THE FINE FUCKING ART OF TROLLING.
I KNOW YOU WANTED ME TO TURN ON VIDEO, PINK FLESH MONKEY.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE TO GO OUT OF MY WAY TO COMPLY TO YOUR INSIGNIFICANT WISHES
YOU DO NOT ASK THAT A FUCKING GOD OF THE HUMAN UNIVERSE SHOWS HIMSELF WITHOUT A GOGDAMNED GOOD REASON FOR HIM TO.

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video bombtoss March 10 2011, 02:16:21 UTC
---Trolls are Gods?!

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text trollsbackwards March 10 2011, 02:18:09 UTC
YOUR ABILITY TO GRASP THE CONCEPTS I AM LAYING BARE LIKE A FRESHLY HATCHED GRUB IS SIMPLY ASTOUNDING.
REALLY YOU MUST BE A FUCKING GENIUS OF YOUR PATHETIC SIFT RACE.
I MUST BE IN THE PRESENCE OF FUCKING GREATNESS
GIVE ME ONE MOMENT TO GET A SHITTY TISSUE
I MIGHT BE TEARING UP.

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video bombtoss March 10 2011, 02:27:31 UTC
You're the one who's typing like they've never seen a comma in their life, you asshole! Don't call someone stupid while you're being stupid!

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text trollsbackwards March 10 2011, 02:31:19 UTC
ALL THE BETTER TO TROLL YOU WITH, MY DEAR FUCKASS.

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