[ After gathering more information about this place and unintentionally harassing others, the truth, or most of it, finally hit the American. Displeased with the information he found, he had a billion more questions to ask. Alfred's pretty outraged, confused, and determined right now, brows pinched together. It's obvious by the high tech background he's reporting from inside his room in one of the houses in the Alpha District, and his face is flushed and moist with a small sheet of sweat. Oh man, he was worked up now-- even if this place was kind of cool. Splendor City, here's some more big text for you. ]
ALRIGHT. UHHHHH. ---
WHO IS THE SMART ASS THAT-- [ A pause ] -- TRICKED ME AND TOLD ME THIS WAS A REALITY SHOW AND MADE ME LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT. Yeah, that's good--
Okay, NEVER MIND THAT! More importantly! Why are we all here!? What planet is this!? What planet do our kidnappers come from, HUH!?
HUH. HUH. Cause I mean, it's obviously aliens, right? Am I right!? Of course I'm right! Shit, I'll have you know I've been the moon several times before Russia too and I know ALL ABOUT THIS SHIT.
Okay, guys! Don't panic! I'll figure this out and save the day for you all! We'll get rescued soon enough!
[ Well, you had to atleast admire his optimitism and determination here. ]
[[ ooc; mainly taken from
the epic thread with Elliot -- don't mind my slow replies! ]]