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[iyaaansobig]

[Maybe it was a great day in Splendor today. Maybe it was horrible. Maybe it was mediocre, even! But that doesn't matter. What matters is that it's about to get much more great-- or horrible, depending on your point of view. If you happen to be looking at the Seal right in this moment, you may notice there's yet another arrival, of someone who is

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this was basically destiny.

[shootah]

... Defacing property is a crime, you know... in this world.

people with stars in their names are clearly superior

[iyaaansobig]

Hyahahah! No need to worry! This great me just made this place better!

[shootah]

The "great you"?

I do not understand.

[iyaaansobig]

Yeah! My big self...!

this sounds dangerously sexual, buraku stah

[shootah]

I see.

I am not very big, although I am fairly tall.

what can you expect from someone with this username

[iyaaansobig]

HYAHAHAH! I like someone who can be honest. Okay, small one, you earned a prize.

[JUMPING DOWN TO WALK TO HER]

Here, it's my autograph.

THE BIGGEST DO IT BEST

[shootah]

[ takes..... holds it. ]

What do I do with it?

YOU KNOW IT

[iyaaansobig]

Anything you want! Maybe if you stare at it long enough, you might become just a little bigger.

[shootah]

...

[ turns it over, and writes her own name, hands it back to him ]

BLACK★ROCK SHOOTER

[iyaaansobig]

Oi, are you copying my name? That's not going to help you become bigger, you know.

[shootah]

That is my name.

[iyaaansobig]

The star too?

[shootah]

Mhm.

[ STAR RIVAL!! ]

[iyaaansobig]

Fine, since you're my fan, I'll allow you to keep using that name. Here, I'll design your own autograph too.

[he scribbles on the paper again]

[shootah]

[ .................... ]

But my name is not "Blrock." That does not even make sense.

[iyaaansobig]

It's Black Rock! Look, the A turns into a star. I thought it up.