[ So, after turning that curious music box that he stumbled upon when he was going through England's belongings, America found himself in some sort of dream sequence. Though, it was all Hollywood special effect-- magic really wasn't existent, he was certain. He finds himself in a huge lobby which sort of reminded him of the White House (only cooler
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Hey, you're a strange looking guy!
Do you know anything about ALPHA 1119? That's my code name, right? That's what I think it is, atleast!
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Not as strange as you.
That's not a code name, stupid, that's where you live! Alpha is the district, 1119 is th-- [ .......oh. neighbors. ] Nevermind, you don't need to know.
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Hey! Are there celebrities here? Like Lady Gaga or something? Sometimes there are celebrities on reality shows!
Also, I'm not stupid-- okay!
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[woah woah woah. you're going a million miles an hour and he can't keep up!] I have no idea what you're talking about with Gagas and reality shows! That thing around your neck is a key. That's it. Just a key. You know what a key does, don't you?
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Keys open doors!
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.................................... [ why. whyyy. ]
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So that's in the Alpha District, am I right? HAHAHA! Of course I am!
And by house, you mean place I stay until all the episodes are filmed, right? Then I can go home and try to get out of debt with China--
Well, first I'll beat Call of Duty, then work on that economy shit. Gotta keep my priorities straight.
Also, what's this little thingy you're talking to me on and where did it come from? Where's my trailer with snacks? What station is this program going to be on? Do you have a name-- code name? Why do you have ears like that? Hey! Does this weird thingy have any apps like a iPhone? Like Angry Birds, I love that game! Oh, by the way, I am hungry. Where can I eat? Want to eat with me? We can eat together and you can tell me all about this stuff!
[ A MILLION QUESTIONS FOR THE LUCKY ELLIOT MARCH. ]
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What...hey, slow down! I can't even get mad at you right now you're moving too fast, so CUT THAT OUT!!
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Look, can you think of this like a game? [ games. LET'S TALK GAMES, he can comprehend that. ] This is a game and you have to stay here until it's over. If you break the rules, you're going to die so don't break the rules.
I'm Elliot March. It's not a code name, and I'm a hare, obviously. There's no angry birds around here and unless you've got carrot cake, I'm probably going to end up shooting you if we ever meet face to face.
Lastly, everyone has one of these little round things. It's just how we talk to each other. AND DON'T YELL IN IT.
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Alright, I've decided that I'm going to be the winner! It's just part of the reality show!
So I guess I gotta find my home. It's in the Alpha District [ We already established this. ]
And shoot me? Hahaha! I don't think so! You seem like a nice guy! [ what America. just. huh. ]
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[you horrible monster, he's definitely going to shoot you now.] Yes it's in the Alpha District, how many times do you have to be told!?
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Can you show me?
I'm still really hungry too!
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