002 ♋ Voice

Feb 15, 2011 20:53

Attention grubfuckers of the hive located at 303 Asbjørnsen Road! As you idiots may or may not have noticed, there is green slime coating our hive.This may or may not be the result of something gone hideously wrong. I will leave that for you to fucking decide.

I am throwing a disclaimer out here and filling my good shit quota of the week. DO NOT EAT THAT SHIT. IT DOES THINGS TO YOUR FUCKING MIND. If you ingest that filth then I have no fucking sympathy for you since I gave you a good goddamn warning about it. To be honest, I have no real idea how it will affect the human brain and frankly speaking, I have no fucking desire to find out.

So save me the pain of having to deal with you morons being stoned assholes and just fucking listen. I'll even repeat it for you: do not eat the slime!

In fact? Don't even fucking touch it! If you feel the fucking need to clean it, keep the fucking bucket out of sight, since I'm not going to touch any friggin cleaning supplies with a ten foot pole.

Now back to your fucking boring lives. I have a recuperacoon to figure out how to get the hell inside of my respiteblock.

The rest of you shitstains out there can ignore this. I don't give a fuck.

john egbert, jade harley, karkat vantas, sora, dave strider, gino weinberg

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