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[monsterwine]

[video: In the beginning, you can see a young, teenager who's clearly a bit annoyed, but only a little. ]Alright, Splendor! So this is how you kidnap someone? Well, you're doing it wrong! That's because I, Suzumiya Haruhi, the S.O.S. Brigade will not stand for it. Wrong, wrong, wrong! This is not how you kidnap someone! You don't let them wonder

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[top_sidekick]

[What a day he chose to check out to see if anyone else he knew would show up to this place. This one looks like an actual high school student though. He's just sitting against the wall nearby.]

I'm not sure there's a right way to be kidnapped... kinda already was once.

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[monsterwine]

Huh? [ Oh.... it's just another person, carry on ] Of course there's a right way to be kidnapped! This way's just wrong!

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[top_sidekick]

[Seriously...? Hint of sarcasm but mostly a joke.]

I take it you've kidnapped someone before Ms. Suzumiya?

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[monsterwine]

Of course not! [ though she put someone under 'house arrest' which is technically kidnapping ] Kidnapping is illegal, in any case.

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[top_sidekick]

[Well of course...]

So what is the right way then? Do you need rope, or does it have to be a damsel in distress?

[Junpei wouldn't mind saving this damsal if she was actually a damsal. She'd probably be the one to save him with the way she acts though.]

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[monsterwine]

You have to blindfold the person, tie them to a chair, and then ask the kidnapee for a ransom!

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[top_sidekick]

[He's just sitting there trying to digest what she said. So she's thinking of a classic type of kidnapping... sorta.]

Well uh ... don't think of it as kidnapping then. Since you're a Brigade leader just think of it as being a ... VIP or something at this place. Even gave you a place to stay and a phone.

[He points at the key and seal that she has.]

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[monsterwine]

... so you're saying that this place should be more of a vacation spot?

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[top_sidekick]

[Summer mode...]

Of course! I mean this place has weather for all preferences. Not sure if this place has a beach, but it'd be pretty sweet.

[He's mostly thinking about girls in swimsuits ... and maybe another Operation: Babe Hunt]

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[monsterwine]

Actually, I went around a bit, and I saw a beach!

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[top_sidekick]

No way! Alright! You'll have to show me when you get a chance.

[Oh yeah, gotta have manners with the ladies.]

My name's Junpei by the way. Nice to meet ya Brigade Chief Suzumiya.

[He's assuming chief because of her fiery personality.]

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[monsterwine]

[ OH YOU'RE GOOD STUPEI ]

So, are you a normal human? You're not an alien, are you?

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[top_sidekick]

[BV Hey... and he resents that! Cept the good part.]

Huh? Me ... well yeah I'm human.

[... there's no Dark Hour here it seems ... hey why not give a few secrets. Not like it'll affect anything right?]

Tell ya what though. I can do something only a handful of people from my world can. It's pretty cool.

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[monsterwine]

Huh... really?

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[top_sidekick]

I could show ya if you want. Though, it'd probably have ta be somewhere it won't freak other people out.

So, how bout it?

[He's been dying to show at least someone ever since their journey started.]

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[monsterwine]

Sounds like fun!