note to self

[splendorbug]

need to reduce stress, as blood pressure and heart rate are up, intestinal shields are down 30%, and a bacterial Death Star is closing in on my Mon Calamari uterus

Comments

[splendorbug]

... there are no words.

except perhaps
"i'm", "going", "to", "fucking", "shatter", "your", "pelvis",
"with", "a", "large", and "mollusk", in roughly that order.

p.s. I'll candle-yak your mother

[lostjane]

*hugs*

I hope Star Wars makes it better

[splendorbug]

*hugs you back and curls up in your lap*

honey, if there are evils in this world that Star Wars can't cure, what hope have we?

[die_flut]

My Death Star comes with a tractor beam

[splendorbug]

that is the most evil penis euphemism I've ever heard

and "tractor beam"...
*headdesk*

[weaselsdontfly]

Your love is like a starship, baby, I want to ride.

[splendorbug]

*jawdrops*

that's it. statutory law be damned, you're getting jumped.

[weaselsdontfly]

Yep, I know.
The girls totally dig me. I think its the cape. *struts*

[splendorbug]

you have a cape?

oh, dear lord, how shall I contain my burning lust?

by the way, my pants almost fell off as I was reading your comment. which may not be saying much, because my pants have a way of trying to abandon ship on a regular basis, but still...
damn you and your incredible sexiness

[warnthepenguins]

Luckily it's not fully operational

[splendorbug]

aye, the bacterium will probably remain in a state of ineffectiveness, as i am beating the crap out of them with high-powered antibiotics.

my uterus, on the other hand, is a fully operational battle station...
and it's the empire to my rebel alliance.