as of 12.52 am...
i'm nineteen, biatch!
*does a dance of glee...
and then realizes that holy fuck, she's almost twenty*
oh, god.
I'm...
kinda old.
edit [courtesy of David's little brother, Tim, who, along with his "impeccable"abs, will be shuffling off this mortal coil in the very near future. *readies big whomping stick*] veryveryvery granny wrinkled vagina old
not old as in "holy fuck, i've got a foot in the grave old"
I don't know.
i find it kind of upsetting, for some odd reason.
but I'm going to forget that now because it's my birthday.
I am now going to celebrate by eating everything in sight and humping this chair.
*does a dance of glee...
and then realizes that holy fuck, she's almost twenty*
oh, god.
I'm...
kinda old.
edit [courtesy of David's little brother, Tim, who, along with his "impeccable"abs, will be shuffling off this mortal coil in the very near future. *readies big whomping stick*] veryveryvery granny wrinkled vagina old
not old as in "holy fuck, i've got a foot in the grave old"
I don't know.
i find it kind of upsetting, for some odd reason.
but I'm going to forget that now because it's my birthday.
I am now going to celebrate by eating everything in sight and humping this chair.