meme time

Jan 03, 2007 12:19

post a comment and I'll list off a chunk of song lyric or poem that reminds me of you.

you'll get a response
I've learned my lesson about six-component response memes
since this only has one, and I've got a bunch of leisure time, it won't be a problem.

memeage

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with the utmost of pleasure :D splendorbug January 4 2007, 16:57:05 UTC
My Phallic Lover
author unknown (which is a pity. I want to have sex with his/her brain.

"You're the train inside my tunnel
you're the finger in my glove
you're the gear stick in my gearbox
My god, this must be love

You're the drill inside my cavity
You're the handle in my broom
the lead that fills my pencil
I'm your gate and you're my boom

You're the carrot in my crisper
you're the ladder to my loft
you're the pistol in my holster
mind you don't go off!

You're the sword inside my scabbard
the sausage in my hot dog
you're the french stick in my basket
you're my snake and I'm your log

You're the eel that swims my waterhole
the utensil in my drawers
you're the cork that seals my bottle
Yes, it's you that I adore

In my engine, you're the piston
you're the toothpaste in my tube
the zucchini in my fettucini
Oh, I'm so in love with you

You're the rat inside my drainpipe
You're the log that burns my fire
the banan in my smoothie
yes, it's you that I desire

You're the bottle in my cooler
the plunger in my loo
your torpedo fills my submarine
yes my darling, I love you

You are my phallic lover
we are a perfect fit
I'd like to do some things with you
if you'd be up to it?

So take me back to your place
and we can have some fun
it feels just right to hold you tight
as we two become as one"

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Re: with the utmost of pleasure :D intransphonemia January 4 2007, 17:00:18 UTC
Oh my god. I LOVE it. Where/how did you find this masterpiece?

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Re: with the utmost of pleasure :D splendorbug January 4 2007, 17:18:21 UTC
via a girl named Casey. she's wonderful.
unfortunately, I didn't tell her that often enough, and assumed some things I shouldn't have about her not making contact with me.
*sad*

fuckin' fantastic, though, isn't it?

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loki_jr January 4 2007, 19:14:10 UTC
oh oh!!!! do me next!

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