"If Faire had a defining trait, it would be tits"
- I'm not wearing a bra
- I'm slathered head to toe in sunscreen
- I'm wearing four pairs of socks because this year's ridiculous stomper-style footwear is two sizes too big for me. I will most likely roast.
- from the waist down, I'm a veritable riot of color. Looking at me for too long can, and most likely will, cause retina damage.
Yup. ready for Faire.
- I'm slathered head to toe in sunscreen
- I'm wearing four pairs of socks because this year's ridiculous stomper-style footwear is two sizes too big for me. I will most likely roast.
- from the waist down, I'm a veritable riot of color. Looking at me for too long can, and most likely will, cause retina damage.
Yup. ready for Faire.