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a slightly less paranoia inducing take on the "Tell ten friends something, without saying who it's to." meme.
some of these apply to more than one person
none are negative
if you're curious, ask and I'll tell you.
I admire you so much, but we've never spoken beyond a comment here and there because your intelligence, depth, and overall amazingness make me [uncharacteristically] shy.
your presence on my friends list makes me a wee bit paranoid, and I wish that wasn't the case because I really do like you.
ninety percent of your problems would be solved, or at least become much easier to bear, if you didn't take yourself so seriously. get naked. now. trust me, it'll help.
you're far too cute and sweet for your own good *picks you up and cuddles you ferociously*
You're sexier than penguins, platypi, and polka-dotted mohawks put together. and I wish there was some way to make you realize it.
I wish we could get along as well face to face as we do through computers, because I really do love you.
You are too fucking beautiful and too fucking amazing to be so hard on yourself. for love of god, listen to all of us who adore you.
*blows gigantic raspberry on your tummy* You never did make me say please.
I kindasorta wanna screw you through the nearest horizontal, vertical, sideways, bumpy, and/or semi-inert surface.
You might find this strange, but you're almost a role model for me. I want very badly to be closer to you, or to at least have the dynamic we used to. you're loved and missed.
some of these apply to more than one person
none are negative
if you're curious, ask and I'll tell you.
I admire you so much, but we've never spoken beyond a comment here and there because your intelligence, depth, and overall amazingness make me [uncharacteristically] shy.
your presence on my friends list makes me a wee bit paranoid, and I wish that wasn't the case because I really do like you.
ninety percent of your problems would be solved, or at least become much easier to bear, if you didn't take yourself so seriously. get naked. now. trust me, it'll help.
you're far too cute and sweet for your own good *picks you up and cuddles you ferociously*
You're sexier than penguins, platypi, and polka-dotted mohawks put together. and I wish there was some way to make you realize it.
I wish we could get along as well face to face as we do through computers, because I really do love you.
You are too fucking beautiful and too fucking amazing to be so hard on yourself. for love of god, listen to all of us who adore you.
*blows gigantic raspberry on your tummy* You never did make me say please.
I kindasorta wanna screw you through the nearest horizontal, vertical, sideways, bumpy, and/or semi-inert surface.
You might find this strange, but you're almost a role model for me. I want very badly to be closer to you, or to at least have the dynamic we used to. you're loved and missed.