All about my three bestest friends~
Welcome to cannibalism AWESOMENESS~
Everything I see I relate to Hetalia....so of course I'd have to relate my friends to Hetalia nations!!!
I did this because I love ANALyzing characters, and to compliment you guys and diss you at the same time 8D
I made these choices carefully and diligently, and I picked the nation that represents your personality the most.
BY REQUEST, ALEX IS THE FIRST ONE UP~
Alex was the easiest for me. I already knew what Hetalia character she was before I even thought about ANALyzing her. However, I thought that she was just similar to this nation before. Now, after writing this, I've come to realize that she is basically a clone of this particular country....
.......*drumroll*.....
ENGLAND~
GTFO.
“I have nightmares. I can’t eat. I can’t work, I can't sleep, I feel sick, I feel sick especially in the mornings...is this torturous week over yet!? ” -Direct quotes from England
“I’m always sick! I can’t do this…I can’t eat...I can’t sleep...is today over yet!?” -Direct quotes from Alex
Reason # 1.
TSUNDERENESS.
Alex: "I hate you, that, and that! And I don't care about anything!" (This actually means that she loves and cares deeply for others. Don't expect for a tsundere like her to admit it though.)
England DESPISED America for going independent. England could have stopped him, and shit he fucking wanted too more than anything else, and he even tried… but when the time actually came, he wouldn’t do it, because that meant hurting someone. England can’t hurt a thing.
If there was no such thing as laws against killing, Alex would kill Brent, her dad, her brother, me, all because she hates us…
THAT’S WHAT THE TSUNDERE SAID.
Just like England, Alex actually doesn’t have the heart someone’s feelings, nether less kill someone. She just claims that she does, because she is a duper smuggy tsundere
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*duper smuggy tsundere*
Alex and England are very respectful, caring, honest, kind-hearted, *insert more beautiful adjectives here* people…although they may not look it, but they really are <3
Some other extreme physical qualities that shows Alexs tsunderenesss is that she “hates” being touched, but in reality, she doesn’t really mind it.
She also “hates” to wear her hair down or wear t-shirts. She actually doesn’t mind doing that, either. It’s just doing so would make people send her lots of love, which would make her embarrassed, AND GOD FORBID A TSUNDERE IS SEEN EMBARRASSED!
*thinks: I have never seen Alex blush before…she needs lover to bring out that hidden part of her, ne? HURRY UP AND GET LAID ALREADY, GET SOMEONE TO STRIP YOU OF YOUR DAMN TSUNDERENESS!!!!*
Alex is most tsundere around her brother, BTW. She is second most tsundere around me…HAHAHAHAHAHA BITCHES THAT MEANS SHE LOVES ME THE MOST
Reason #2.
England wants to look smarter than others. Alex wants to look smarter than others.
Me: "I listen to so much drama CDS!"
Alex: " I LISTEN TO D9RUEW8UG8E984897T8EUFIODSUF DRAMACDS PLUS PODCASTS PLUS RAIDIO STUFD9IRE9YU9WRUGIOFJ9HUYH"
"Oh, the test says give one example, but I'm going to give a million so I look awesome!"
"You think thats hard? OH MY GAWD ITS SOOOOO EASY!!"
England is very determined when it comes to winning. He will use all means possible to defeat his biggest enemies, such as France. Alex is constantly trying to beat the shit out of me, usually on tests, and she works very hard to do so.
England: "HAHAHA I FUCKED U UP SPAIN!"
Alex: "HAHA I HAVE BIGGER BEWBS THEN U CRYSTAL!"
Reason #3.
A quality England has is that he'll do something for someone else while stating clearly that he is actually doing it only for his own benefit....and who else has this quality?
"PLEASEEE COMMME TO A MOVIE WITH US!!"
"NO!"
"Please, please, please please..."
"Err...alright, I'll go, but THAT IS ONLY BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO SEE IT!!!!!!"
Reason #4.
England hates change (for example, Sealand and America growing up, America becoming independent, whatever.). He likes things the best they are/were. Alex despises change as well.
"OMG DEVIANTART CHANGED OHHH GAWD!!"
Reason #5.
England doesn't admit it, because he is tsundere, but he is quite the hopeless romantic- he is really hung up on love for America. That is canon, for he admitted once while drunk. It's sad that he doesn't even have the
guts to make a slight move on America...
Alex doesn't admit it, because she is tsundere, but she is also a hopeless romantic and wants someone to love deeply. She is really hung up on love for Mr. Sexy Korean. It's sad that she doesn't even have the guts to make a slight move on Mr. Sexy Korean...
Reason #6.
England and Alex often express that they feel alone [although they aren't >=( ]
Reason #7.
ALEX AND ENGLAND EVEN HAVE SOME OF THE SAME HOBBIES!
England is all like "I'm going to sit here, look normal while I'll sip my delicious tea delicately, and stay away from America's burgers even though I wouldn't mind eating them...."
Alex is all like "I'm going to sit here, look normal while I eat my delicious cereal delicately, and stay away from Crystal's blueberry waffles even though I wouldn't mind eating them...."
Reason #9.
England is his happiest around imaginary creatures.
Alex is her happiest around imaginary characters.
NOW, A RANDOM PIC SPAZZ OF ENGLAND FOR ALEX'S VIEWING PLEASURE ~~
and here are some strips with tsundere England that I think represent Alex very well..
and....
NOW LET'S JUST HOPE THAT ALEX NEVER TAKES A SIP OF BEER...OR ELSE HER TRANSFORMATION INTO ENGLAND WILL BE COMPLETE!!!=D
LISA.
Alright, enough of the britannia angel...it's time for me to reveal LISA's nation~~~~
When I first thought..."What Hetalia character is most like Lisa?", I had no idea. So then I started thinking about type of person Lisa was, and when I did she was happening to be talking to Travis, oblivious to the fact that he was flirting with her...
The conclusion was inevitable:
....*drumroll*....
SPAIN~
AWWW SOOOOOOOO CUUTTTTTEEEEE!”
=Direct quote from Spain and Lisa, often directed at children :S
Reason #1. Lisa is HEAD OVER HEELS FOR LOVE <3
Life is all about being with the ones you love, boys, passion, love, marriage, passion, passion, did I mention PASSION!??!!
Spain, the country of PASSION~~~
Lisa, the heart of PASSION~~~
=Instant match.
Reason #2.
Lisa and Spain are both very compassionate, kind-hearted, and caring. You can talk to them about anything, and they are always there when you need them ^^
Gakuen Spain is so cute <3
Reason #3.
Spain and Lisa smile a lot and are very cheerful. They’ll definitely brighten up your day~~ Oh, and they both have childish, cute, and innocent natures…<3
Reason #4.
I can’t count how many times Spain has saved Romano.
Lisa is known to save lives like friggin’ Jesus. I don’t know how she does it.
Reason #6.
Lisa will always goes to her best friends for advice, and she likes to pour her heart out to us <3 Spain is especially like this, always going to France for all his problems.
Reason #7.
Spain worries way too much over the fact if Romano likes him or not. He always pours his heart out to France, talking about how much he wants Romano to show him compassion.
LISA WORRIES OVER LOVE WAY TOO MUCH.
“DOES HE LIKE ME? OH MY GOD I THINK HE’S IGNORING ME!!!”
Reason #8.
OBLIVIOUS.
France literally physically fucking raped Spain in half while he was talking. SPAIN DIDN’T NOTICE.
HERE IS THE STRIP WITH THAT, BTW.
SPAIN IN THIS STRIP REPRESENTS LISA'S TROUBLED LOVE LIFE AND OBLIVIOUSNESS PERFECTLY.
Oh, Spain, I love you...oh so oblivious <3
Lisa isn’t as oblivious as she used to be, because she’s all grown up, but it can still take her a minute to get a perverted joke. She also doesn’t seem to notice when guys are hitting on her. I also know a France could rape her and she wouldn’t notice XD
Reason #9.
Spain is a very busy guy and he is never able to talk on the phone with Romano when he actually does call him…;/ Lisa is very busy or gone away to far away places for vacations (so she can’t be on the phone with me and Alex a lot…GRRR!)
Reason #10.
“WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING WITH MY PROTECTORATE!?“ -Direct quote from Spain
Unlike Spain, Lisa doesn’t have a child to protect yet. However, I know that once she does, she’ll protect it with her soul. At the moment, she is very over-protective of things like her drawings (they must not appear on the internet or be seen), her manga, etc XD
Reason #11.
Spain grew up as an only child, so he has always wanted a little brother, just like how Lisa wants a sibling ^^’Cept Spain actually did eventually get a little brother/lover, but WHATEVA
Reason #12.
Spain wants to confront Romano about love, but he often chickens out. Lisa has confidence when it comes to her love life, but when it comes to the real thing, she is known to sometimes chicken out…
“I CAN DO THIS, I’LL DO THIS, I’LL DO IT I’LL DO IT…NEVERMIND.”
Reason #13.
If Spain wants something, he is known to nag for it.
“ROMANO,PLEASE BE MORE HONEST! YOU’RE SO CUTE WHEN YOU’RE HONEST, SO PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE…PLEASSSEEE!!!”
Keeping a secret from Lisa? She’ll nag you to death.
“TELLLL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”
Won’t go somewhere with Lisa? She’ll nag you to death.
“LET’S GOOO!!! COMMMEEEEE WITHHH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”
Reason #14.
Romano: “Don’t…touch…me…”
Spain: *playing with Romano’s hair* "It would be cute if you were honest like this all the time~”
Romano: DON’T TOUCH ME THERE!!! *THAWACK*
Lisa tries to touch or tickle people WHO DON'T WANT TO BE TICKLED XDXD
She likes to touch tsunderes the most, such as Alex.
Lisa: *RAPE*
Alex:DSKODOFDG NOO RAPE PLEASE!!!
Spain: “ROMANO, LET’S SLEEP TOGETHER~~~”
Romano: THIS BED IS MINNEE DON’T TAKE IT OVER DAMNIT!!!.
Lisa: “ALEX, LET’S SLEEP TOGETHER!~~~”
Alex: “NOOOO, THIS BED=MINE!!!!!”
Lisa's transformation into Spain isn't complete until she develops a taste for tomatoes, however...and I have a feeling she will very soon...FUFUFUFUFU
YUP, NOW, IT'S TIME FOR A SPAIN PICTURE SPAZZ~
...but, wait. Himaruya (the mastermind behind Hetalia) doesn't draw NORMAL pictures of Spain. These two are, like, the most normal of them all and they are only chibi's:
so we'll have to settle with this adorable fanart instead <3
^^
...
BUT WAIT...Himaruya DOES draw normal pictures of Spain...
BUT ONLY WHEN HE IS NAKED!!!!!!!!!
THIS CALLS FOR NAKED!SPAIN FANGASM!!!!!!!!
*NOSELBEED*
*JIZZES PANTS*
HIMARUYA DREW HIM WITH FUCKING TOMATO BOXERS LMFAOOOO *EJACULATE!!!*
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... oops..it looks like I got a little carried away there...*loves naked!Spain too much*
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MOVING ON NOW.
LAURA.
It was very, VERY difficult to choose for Laura, because she is such a unique person. I stumbled around with Latvia, Lithuania, Japan, Finland, Belarus, Taiwan, Estonia, Canada, Greece, Ukraine, and even fucking Belarus because of her obsessive-compulsive disorder…. But in the end, I found out that Laura was most like....
.... *drumroll* ....
LITHUANIA~
Reason #1.
See this direct quote from Lithuania’s official character profile?
“He tends to think too much which gets him depressed and a stomachache.”
NOW IF THAT DOESN’T RESEMBLE LAURA, I DUNNO WHAT DOES XDXDXD
“What if Tom finds a girlfriend that he realllyyy likes?”
*thinks, thinks, thinks, goes to bed crying, and doesn’t come to school the next day*
Reason #2.
Laura happens to obsess a little too much over…certain…things. This is why I had troubles picking Lithuania, because Lithuania isn’t all that obsessive….
THEN I REALIZED THAT LITHUANIA IS TOTALLY OBSESSIVE
Lithuania: “If that day comes…when me and Poland can play…in the beautiful rye fields…” *falls asleep, smiling*
All Lithuania thinks and talks about is Poland. He thinks about Poland so much that he’ll fall asleep against fucking Russia talking about him.
Yes, Lithuania is very, VERY daydreamy and obsessed with Poland, just like Laura is very, VERY obsessed and daydreamy with Tom.
So, now when I refer to Poland, I would be talking about Tom… It makes sense because Poland is like, a totally cool superstar:
WHERE'D YOU BUY THAT SUPER AWESOME OUTFIT POLAND I FUCKING WANT IT
When Lithuania sees Poland with a stranger, especially if they’re cute, he will instantly get depressed. He is super jealous of Italy just because he happens to hang out with Poland sometimes.
I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO GO INTO DETAILS ABOUT HOW MUCH THAT RESEMEBLES LAURA WHENEVER SHE SEES TOM WITH A GIRL XD
Here is a strip that shows Lithuania getting depressed just by Poland talking about Italy...it has Laura written all over it:
Poor Lithuania and Laura, always having to deal with the love of their lives making them cry *hugs them*
Reason #2.
Lithuania and Laura are VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY helpful beings- they’ll help you with anything! That’s why Russia and America love to have Lithuania by their side, because he is so damn helpful, and he never judges them! You can always go to Laura and Lithuania for advice…they have lots to say =)
Reason #3.
Lithuania doesn’t like to be flattered, because he doesn’t think highly of himself due to the fact that he is rather weak and clumsy. He is insecure, and doesn’t realize how smart he is.
Laura is just like that, not acknowledging how epically awesome and intelligent she is, which pisses me off. She is way more fucking fluent in French and better with languages then any of us, and like Lithuania, she can actually solve VERY DIFFICULT life problems- including those of the HEART OF PASSION, the tsundere, and moi!
LAURA= JESUS!
Reason #4.
They are both caring, sympathetic, and extremely loyal. Even though Lithuania isn’t a strong nation and isn’t popular because of it, he is still very much loved by his close friends. If Laura needed money really bad, I’d sell my left toe for her because I love her that much! Oh, and Laura and Lithuania are also both beautiful, especially there smiles~
Lithuania is so adorable...he does remind me of Laura in this picture <3
Reason #5.
Lithuania can’t fucking wait to get out of Russia’s damn house and move to Poland.
Laura can’t fucking wait to get out of her damn house and move to Germany. XD
AND AS USUAL, A LITHUANIA PIC SPAZZ~
.....
OH SHIT!
THERE WILL BE NO MORE LITHUANIA PICTURES, FOR RUSSIA NEEDS TO FAP.
damn, and I was going to post the canon naked!lithuania pictures XD
Yup, Laura, consider yourself lucky. You are a lot more fortunate then Lithuania because YOU DON'T HAVE A RUSSIA STALKING YOU... ...yet. >=D
AND THAT'S THE END~
I hope you guys enjoyed reading this...now GET THE HELL OUT before....
OH FUCK...YOU'RE ALL SCREWED.