i'm going to kick her ass, seriously
so okay, earlier, this guy imed me and said he'd had me on his friends list because i looked like kelly osbourne and she was like so cool and omg.
okay, what the fuck is up with that skank anyway? first, she copies my red hair, so i have to put up with all those "OMG ARE YOU TRYING TO LOOK LIKE KELLY OSBOURNE?" retards.
then, after i bleach my hair free of the red, i STILL get the "OMG ARE YOU TRYING TO LOOK LIKE KELLY OSBOURNE?" retards, because i find out that she has once again done the same hair color as me.
and JUST tonight i saw a commercial for that american idol host's show, and guess who was on? yep. and guess what color her hair is? yep. and guess what HAIRCUT she has? YES, EXACTLY THE HAIRCUT I WAS GOING TO GET AT THE END OF FEBRUARY.
seriously, what the fuck? for starters, i'd just like to make sure the world knows that I DO NOT LOOK LIKE HER. JUST because i happen to have SHORT hair does not mean i LOOK LIKE HER. IS THE ENTIRE WORLD BLIND, OR WHAT? secondly, THIS IS UNFAIR. does she have like, secret cameras on me? closed circuit television? IS THIS THE FUCKING ELI'S HAIR SHOW?
aljasdlkjaskfjugh!!!!
the motherfucking end.
(seriously though, i do NOT look like her! she is fat and annoying and bitchy and bratty and retarded. so seriously. STOP IT.)
okay, what the fuck is up with that skank anyway? first, she copies my red hair, so i have to put up with all those "OMG ARE YOU TRYING TO LOOK LIKE KELLY OSBOURNE?" retards.
then, after i bleach my hair free of the red, i STILL get the "OMG ARE YOU TRYING TO LOOK LIKE KELLY OSBOURNE?" retards, because i find out that she has once again done the same hair color as me.
and JUST tonight i saw a commercial for that american idol host's show, and guess who was on? yep. and guess what color her hair is? yep. and guess what HAIRCUT she has? YES, EXACTLY THE HAIRCUT I WAS GOING TO GET AT THE END OF FEBRUARY.
seriously, what the fuck? for starters, i'd just like to make sure the world knows that I DO NOT LOOK LIKE HER. JUST because i happen to have SHORT hair does not mean i LOOK LIKE HER. IS THE ENTIRE WORLD BLIND, OR WHAT? secondly, THIS IS UNFAIR. does she have like, secret cameras on me? closed circuit television? IS THIS THE FUCKING ELI'S HAIR SHOW?
aljasdlkjaskfjugh!!!!
the motherfucking end.
(seriously though, i do NOT look like her! she is fat and annoying and bitchy and bratty and retarded. so seriously. STOP IT.)