May 04, 2005 09:44
I've got Damus ... Mrs. Teasdale ... Brian Boru ... Overture ... Vash the Stampede
Q. Who are all these people?
A. Characters I've made for City of Heroes ... an awesomely addictive MMORPG.
If you know what a MMORPG is, you are as much a nerd as I am. I love it,though. Next character ... Uncle Jessie.
Here's Uncle Jessie's story:
After the cancellation of Full House, John Stamos fell into a downward spiral of booze, drugs, and 1-800-Collect commercials, until one Thursday evening, while plunked out of his gourd, he fell into a vat of volatile chemicals, mistaking it for bath-tub gin. He emerged, sober but smelly, with bizarre super-strength. He now fights crime under is ever-famous guise ... Uncle Jessie, once again. Three cheers for Stamos!!!!!!
That's that. I had to kill off Mrs. Teasdale to make room for Brian Boru, though. Brian Boru? Just the one and only Lion of Ireland! Think 930 AD ... think unification of the tribes of Ireland. Think King of Ireland. Think of England and what they've done to us for the past 400 years! He's Brian Boru! You don't know, huh? Look it up, it's something you really need to know if you value your Irish/American heritage.
Log, from Blammo.
Bye, Lion-o. Good bye.