Good Morning

[splatterpants]

I slept in a little later than I wanted to today. Actually, I was up around 9 am. Woke up at 7, but I needed a nap right after that. Here I am at 10, after my delicious english muffin ... this really isn't LJ material, is it?

MonnkeyFuMedia ... Monkey-Fu Media ... Monkey Fu Media ... hmmmm ... which one looks really nice?

My mom called me the other day (your mom goes to college), and asked "If John and I opened a coffee shop, would you run it for us?"
I said "Yeahhhhhhh."
Then she hung up. Someday my prince will come.

I would like some clever inuendos (sp?) from Hook ... something like ...

Ace Thudbutt and me just hittin the strip
chillin' like some villians on a pirate ship
Man, it's the life
to be a Lost Boy
To never grow up
and make your own toys
I said to Ace, now what's up
I'll bring the bitches, you bring the fairy dust
We can get high
we'll fly tonight
Pick up a bitch to make
the cock crow tonight
We hit the dust and started to soar
stopped to talk to a bow-legged whore
I had some cash
so we started to flirt
Till I saw she had a beard
it was Smee in a skirt
I was thinkin', "Man, now what do we do?"
I was trapped like an ant in an aardvark zoo
Looked for a way
to escape and go
looked up to the air
it was RUFIOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Rufi lit down swinging hard
Smee was out like a punk in the prison yard
I was almost sure
they had come to get me
But now everything's cool
let's get some punani

That's it ... give some clever ideas on this, eh?

And thaaaaaaaat's aaaaaaallllllllll! Yeah!