You don't have to front
on me bitch.
Do I like submarine sandwiches?
All encompassingly!
I met up with a guy on the internet ... he's a bass player ... actually he's an all around musician ... his name is Craig ... and he's awesome. Lives in Pawnee ... recording equipment ... all kinds of fucking equipment ... the guy is bad-assed. Good news.
I am eating a salami sandwich. And I am a manager at a pizza place ... which is going to be good if I can only learn to boss people around. I always want to do the work myself ... I have to et used to not doing it, and "managing" the place.
Sugarwater and mayonnaise sandwich (who can "NAME THAT QUOTE"?)
My two days off are here ... what will I do with them?
I had tender feelings that you made hard
but it's not my heart that's scarred
I wanna' play video games, but know that I need to sleep ... but ... mmmm ... Siren ... mmmm. Dynasty Warriors ... I still need to kill Lu Bu ... how when and why????
Here's one of my gangsta rap songs ... if I already put it on here ... whatev'
They call me stretch nuts armstrong
and it's on like donkey kong
My flow's elastic
like my thong, it's made in hong kong
nah, ain't nothin' wrong
you can even sing along
about the trick who rode 'dis dick
hangin' heavy in these long johns
She liked to call herself jasmine
bought me a drink, but I wasn's havin' it
bitch grinned the gap was so big
looked like her tongue was in prison
so I slid away
another drink another day
till I looked up to see the bust
of my ex, Shananay
Ah shit
Shananay said she had my kid
since I hit it raw dog, but it wasn't me
it was my dawg, dawg
I had to get gone
so I turned around
and found lift, I got stiff
saw Jasmine suckin' cherries through a straw
I thouhgt ah shit
what a freak bitch
so I took her to the parkin lot
to get my duck sicked
what's the hook to this song?
Dude, it was your mom
let's hit it with the chorus now
bring it on son
You think you big shit
and I just gotta laugh
yo momma's sittin on my lap in my subaru outback
That's it!
Ta-ta
Do I like submarine sandwiches?
All encompassingly!
I met up with a guy on the internet ... he's a bass player ... actually he's an all around musician ... his name is Craig ... and he's awesome. Lives in Pawnee ... recording equipment ... all kinds of fucking equipment ... the guy is bad-assed. Good news.
I am eating a salami sandwich. And I am a manager at a pizza place ... which is going to be good if I can only learn to boss people around. I always want to do the work myself ... I have to et used to not doing it, and "managing" the place.
Sugarwater and mayonnaise sandwich (who can "NAME THAT QUOTE"?)
My two days off are here ... what will I do with them?
I had tender feelings that you made hard
but it's not my heart that's scarred
I wanna' play video games, but know that I need to sleep ... but ... mmmm ... Siren ... mmmm. Dynasty Warriors ... I still need to kill Lu Bu ... how when and why????
Here's one of my gangsta rap songs ... if I already put it on here ... whatev'
They call me stretch nuts armstrong
and it's on like donkey kong
My flow's elastic
like my thong, it's made in hong kong
nah, ain't nothin' wrong
you can even sing along
about the trick who rode 'dis dick
hangin' heavy in these long johns
She liked to call herself jasmine
bought me a drink, but I wasn's havin' it
bitch grinned the gap was so big
looked like her tongue was in prison
so I slid away
another drink another day
till I looked up to see the bust
of my ex, Shananay
Ah shit
Shananay said she had my kid
since I hit it raw dog, but it wasn't me
it was my dawg, dawg
I had to get gone
so I turned around
and found lift, I got stiff
saw Jasmine suckin' cherries through a straw
I thouhgt ah shit
what a freak bitch
so I took her to the parkin lot
to get my duck sicked
what's the hook to this song?
Dude, it was your mom
let's hit it with the chorus now
bring it on son
You think you big shit
and I just gotta laugh
yo momma's sittin on my lap in my subaru outback
That's it!
Ta-ta