Bored? Find a friend and try a new game!
Are you tired of Rock, Paper, Scissors?
Well, there's a new game you can play, developed by Smart People(tm)!
It's called Rock, Rock, Rock!
The rules are very similar, however the genius lies in the cleverly adjusted objects of battle. Instead of boring, mundane Rock, Paper and Scissors you can now play with powerful new weapons! For example:
Rock! (form a fist) An unyielding stone bulwark 'gainst which few can prevail.
Rock! (throw the "Devil's Horns") The music of the Young Folk(tm). Edgy, subversive, dangerous.
Rock! (hold fist in front of face, tensing bicep) WWE Champion Dwayne Johnson, crusher of all who oppose him!
Rock (bicep) crushes Rock (fist) with his mighty strength, however Rock (bicep) is powerless in the face of Rock (devil horns). Rock (fist) is unmoved by Rock (devil horns) and thus prevails.
Tell your friends! It's the new thing! Play Rock, Rock, Rock TODAY!!!
'Smart People' is a registered trademark of Smart People Co Inc Pty Ltd LLC GmBH. 'Young Folk' are an entity unto themselves, are controlled by no-one and who knows what they're about with their crazy hair, flashy shoes and weird ideas?
Well, there's a new game you can play, developed by Smart People(tm)!
It's called Rock, Rock, Rock!
The rules are very similar, however the genius lies in the cleverly adjusted objects of battle. Instead of boring, mundane Rock, Paper and Scissors you can now play with powerful new weapons! For example:
Rock! (form a fist) An unyielding stone bulwark 'gainst which few can prevail.
Rock! (throw the "Devil's Horns") The music of the Young Folk(tm). Edgy, subversive, dangerous.
Rock! (hold fist in front of face, tensing bicep) WWE Champion Dwayne Johnson, crusher of all who oppose him!
Rock (bicep) crushes Rock (fist) with his mighty strength, however Rock (bicep) is powerless in the face of Rock (devil horns). Rock (fist) is unmoved by Rock (devil horns) and thus prevails.
Tell your friends! It's the new thing! Play Rock, Rock, Rock TODAY!!!
'Smart People' is a registered trademark of Smart People Co Inc Pty Ltd LLC GmBH. 'Young Folk' are an entity unto themselves, are controlled by no-one and who knows what they're about with their crazy hair, flashy shoes and weird ideas?